I am Sam...I am new.

I will take this time to welcome you to the world of Sam.
Hopefully there isn't too many of you with weak stomachs.

Put on your tin hat...it has begun!

Hello Sam, welcome to ATS.

What do you mean by the weak stomach comment? You're not going to post some really disgusting images are you? That's against the T&C, I think.

Welcome Sam.
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham, Sam I am?
(Completely rhetorical)
Just kidding of course.
Your intro somehow reminded me of dr Suess.

Anyway, come on in, the water's just fine.... Only a few sharks.

reply to post by I am Sam

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Welcome I am Sam.

Don't forget to check out BTS for some off topic discussion, a great place to get to know the members and earn points for the ats store.

welcome all.
thank you i am welcomed.
no, no disgusting pictures just information that for those that are not prepared could cause shock and loss of appetite.

Are you kidding? That's why we're on ATS! We're all information junkies

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Thank you Aces ITH... I will visit this 'BTS' THAT YOU SPEAK OF THANK YOU I AM WELCOMED.

THAT is a seriously huge claim, you realize?

Welcome I am Sam.

Cuhail

Excuse me I have a red light above with the letters "U2U" I will go see.

reply to post by Cuhail

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No, I am Sam, you are Cuhail. an ancient and very respected name.
Are you from the McMurphy clan?



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reply to post by I am Sam

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Sam you are, and Sam you will remain.
For what else has a man,
if not the pride he has in name.

Welcome to the wacky, sometimes strange, and always entertaining world of ATS.

Cheers.

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welcome NGC2736. very nice indeed, a cloud. what was once a powerful star is no more.

Can I call you Sam, I am Sam?
What brings you here with such big plans?
Ghosties or Bigfoot, Oo-foes from Mars.
Or bringing us plans for your water-drive car?
Don't hold it above us and dangle it high.
Just give us a hint not this humor, so dry.
We'll beg and we'll whine until your brain cracks.
Fork over the info, but, only the facts!

Or do you actually HATE Dr. Seusse?




Cuhail

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Cuhail from the Mcmurphy clan. I come to share and receive knowledge. This is a vast resource as I am sure you know. We will be friends.

reply to post by I am Sam

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Ah, but nothing is ever lost. Only changed. What was is now what is, and there is beauty and grace in both.

reply to post by NGC2736

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Very beautiful indeed, we will be friends.

reply to post by I am Sam

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I can be friends to all mankind, except the uncivil kind.
It's sad to say I find, those put my knickers in a bind.

But I somehow doubt you'll be that unrefined.

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Cuhail, I cannot reply to you with U2U I am new.
McMurphy clan. skilled in woodcraft, swordmaking and even saddlemaking. A great clan. We will be friends.

You'll be able to U2U at 20 posts. You have three more to go...then U2U me back. I'm intrigued.

Cuhail

Salutations Sam.

You have a choice I shall call you either Sam I am or Samathy...chose wisely.