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posted on Nov, 12 2007 @ 10:59 PM
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reply to post by Slash
 


Ok woah there slash...No cow butt kissing in my world.
Just give me a burger.




posted on Nov, 12 2007 @ 11:05 PM
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reply to post by elevatedone
 


To our esteemed mod visitor may I get you a beer, glass of wine?





posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 12:18 AM
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reply to post by AccessDenied
 


Hey thats cool, I work at a KFC/A&W, do you want your burger well done? I can put it into a combo, say an A7, thats a hamburger with ketchup, mustard, and pickle. It also comes with a medium side order of fries and a medium drink which I can upsize to a large for only 30 cents extra!


Man I work too much.

[edit on 13-11-2007 by Slash]



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 05:03 AM
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Aw no freakin way! A&W is my fav!!! Woohoo!
I want a Mama burger with large fries and a root beer..hold the onions!!!!



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 05:45 AM
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Ok slash and AD we're supposed to be butt kissing mods here not gorging ourselves on yummy food.

Wait a minute I'll have one of those Mama burgers too with a nice cold root beer. Must have sustance to continue butt kissing.




posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 08:49 AM
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Is it too late to join? My pucker's a little rusty, but I'm sure if enough mods drop by I'll be able to work out the kinks in no time.



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 08:50 AM
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Even though I'm personally diametrically opposed to all forms of gluteal osculation, I stand with you in spirit.

I'm all about showing appreciation (which is where I think this all got started) and see a big difference between being appreciative and fannysmooching. Much like there's a difference between not being a hiney grazer and pooping in the punchbowl.

Plus, I just don't join stuff.


And at the risk of sounding like an "ignorant frat boy", if semper thinks it's a good idea, I'm on board.



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 09:57 AM
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I have not read the entire thread...

May I be the first MOD to join your group?




posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 10:01 AM
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In the interest of neutrality, I am not going to join this group, or the anti-butt kissers. I will only swear to follow all rules as posted in the terms and conditions.

Man, neutrality is the true way to go!!!! That way you never feel left out.





[edit on 13/11/07 by secret titan]



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 01:10 PM
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reply to post by MajorMalfunction
 


Speaking for esteemed Prez I'm sure you can join. Which position would you like; Prez, Vice, Body Guard, and Ambassador are taken but anything you can come up with will be wonderful.




posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 01:11 PM
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reply to post by yeahright
 


Welcome aboard.

Semper always comes up with fun threads.




posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 01:13 PM
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reply to post by elevatedone
 


Oh honored Mod how could we, your devoted fans, not welcome you to our humble group.

It is our pleasure to have you join us.




posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 01:30 PM
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I am hereby offering Elevatedone the position of "Chief Adviser" to assist us in our dealings with other MODS and the targets of our butt kissing...

Major, you will serve as "Chief cook and bottle washer" An esteemed position of trust and authority... If you will accept...

To Yeahright,

As my long standing friend, I ask that you be an unaffiliated observer. That way you may assist us if we stray from the path and miss any butts.That way you don't have to officially join..LOL

GH,

I must commend you on your handling things while I am away on state business. It is nice to know we are in such good hands...

Your President
Semper



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 01:40 PM
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Butt kissers unite?

Sounds kinky, but fun...or is that too much information?

Anyhoooo...

I would be honored to be concidered for membership.



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 01:45 PM
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SEAGULL!!!!

I was just waiting for you...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You my good friend, are now appointed as ........

Secretary Of State....

It shall be your position to travel to other locations, within ATS of course, and represent us.....

Proud to have you on board...

Semper



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 02:49 PM
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reply to post by semperfortis
 


accepted.... cheif a.... advisor it is...



First order of business is to pick a mod and make him your official "I'd kiss your butt" buddy...





posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 03:24 PM
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reply to post by seagull
 


To echo the sentiments of our esteemed prez welcome aboard little brother.

It is a pleasure to know that you will be assiting us in our important endeavor and assisting us in not missing any butts that need kissing.



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 03:25 PM
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reply to post by elevatedone
 


If you have any suggestions oh honored one on how to select the mod to be your butt kissing buddy we would all appreciate hearing them.



[edit on 13-11-2007 by gallopinghordes]



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 05:35 PM
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reply to post by semperfortis
 


Can my title be changed to "Hostess with the Mostest"?

Kthx.


Elevated One, bend over, sweetie, I haven't had a go yet.

Did I just say that?



posted on Nov, 13 2007 @ 06:11 PM
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MM is now officially..

"The Hostess with the Mostess"

What a great idea...

Semper






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