have you heard that one liner joke? " a fart is just a poo without skin. " or "funny as a fart in an elevator"
i find farts a form of musical comedy as long as they are not nerve gas farts (the kind that make you use your shirt as a breathing filter)
of course you cant tell until its out i suppose, thats part of the humour too.
My wife, wow. thats a woman who knows how to cut the cheese. but as long as theres no follow through i think its all just humour and call her
of course i try not to just blurt out a fart in public so i keep em silent and if people complain i blame the dogs diet
just dont complain i never share anything with you
[edit on 29/12/07 by Obliv_au]