posted on Jan, 15 2008 @ 02:22 PM
I am sorry but there is nothing funnier then a fart, good old potty humor never gets old. My wife and I dont hold anything back anymore, when we
first started dating and staying the night with eachother, I would have a stomach ache when I left. Get in my truck, and boom, I thought the windows
would blow out a couple times. The day of diclosure came at my parents house, she said she was going to the bathroom, I snuck around the corner, and
let it fly. After the echoing stopped I heard her laugh, she had stopped on her way to the bathroom to look at something on the TV. After that I
figured what the hell, she broke the fart barrier soon after.
I try to be polite around her, try to be a gentleman, I still let em fly, but I dont do what I used to do with my guy friends. We use to get alot of
fun out of cupping farts in class and throwing them at each other. If you catch someone fully concentrated you can usually plaster them with full
It is only a bodily function, and when you fart, be proud people, your body is functioning as it is supposed to.
I remember one time camping in Oregon with my parents when I was a wee young child. We were in our tent, and I let one fly, it was the loudest fart I
have ever let in my life. After expelled, people from all over the campground where laughing, and cheering. My dad said "son, you should absolutely
be proud of what you just did there". Ah good old potty humor.