Do you mind if I fart ?

Before we go any further...

Pull my finger...



Barking Spider Monkeys, not just for eye watering moments anymore...

Great replies, so far !!!

I'd still love an explanation of
why they smell worse, when
wafted through water.

Methane/H2o interaction ?

Pondering,
Lex

reply to post by Mirthful Me


You know I never imagined you as a Spider Monkey.

Gorilla yes; spider monkey no.

My SO is the king of burps and belches but I am Queen of farts in our home.

I take great pride in my farts. I have been known to start farting in the grocery store and fart down an entire aisle. Grandsons and I sometimes have farting contest.

My SO cheers me on when I do a really good loud fart.

It feels really good to be able to fart around my SO.

Dizzie

I just wanted to say that the average person expels half a liter of gas a day... which is equivalent to about 7 to 11 farts a day. So, i think it may be possible that hot girls actually DO fart!

The longer and louder the better. Fart and duck out of site is what I like to do. Leave your friend holding the bag and all those amused stares of onlookers.

Ok Lex..after much searching..and gagging..I found the answer to your question.
Here is the link..scroll down aways and you will find it.That is if you can get through all the other material without puking.
Enjoy! I think...:shk:

Everything you ever wanted to know about farts..or NOT!
www.heptune.com...

Well...

THAT was interesting reading !!!

Thanks, AD !!

Lex

reply to post by Lexion


I told you it was gag worthy..hope you got a good laugh if nothing else..
Geez..I won't ever forget this thread...:shk:

reply to post by AccessDenied


ummm, I think that I am not truely and completely tramatized... but it was fun ...

My son on the other hand thought it was totally tasteless.. (good thing)

the above video reminds me of my mom and step-dad.. every morning.. thats how he would wake her up in the morning and in turn wake us up by hearing her screaming at him.. dysfuntual?(sp) oh very..lol

Hope you don't mind a loving renditon of personal experience :

Every night, I wake my beloved up for his third shift. Coffee has been loving brewed in the kitchen, dinner awaits, and as I gently coax him from his slumber he rolls over, looks me deeply in the eyes, smiles, and breaks wind with a loud, triumphant blast heralding his return to the waking world.

Every night. Like clockwork.

The house would be so empty without him.

Hehehe, good posts!!! My GirlFriend and I play a stupid little game, where I have to call "safety" every-time I pass wind. If she manages to yell "Door-knob" before my "Safety" I will get beaten down by my 100lb love.......It only stops when I manage to find and touch a doorknob. She has gotten me once while I'm sleeping, but I cover my bases now....Yes, even when I'm sleeping damn I good

reply to post by TheDudeAbides


oh tooo funny will have to tell my ma about that game..lol...



so come on ya'll what other wierd 'games' can we come up with?

and lex have you figured out the 'wafting thru water' thieroy(sp) yet

Look about 3/4 down on AD's link.

Kind of explains it.

I think there's more to it.

Anyway,
Lex

This is Classic!

I definitely have nothing against farting. When my SO farts, I generally mimic the sound it made.. then laugh and hug him. He always says "I bet I'm the only guy who gets hugged and kissed after farting!"

And I'm proud that my first post here is about farting.

[edit on 26-11-2007 by acissej]

reply to post by acissej


and an introduction thread is next????

Originally posted by Mirthful Me
Barking Spider Monkeys,

OMG! My Grandfather(RIP) used to call them Spider Barks and we used to laugh our rears off at that and I have never heard anyone use anything remotely close to describe it that way until now. What are the origins of that?

reply to post by an0maly33


LOLOL
thats classic.

I think you know that you are going to be with someone for good when you can fart around them. I wouldn't fart for the first year in front of my to be husband.

Now we have contests.

But I think there are certain situations that people should withhold.

during meals, in a restaurant.

You don't want smells ruining the food.

In small places like a plane.

Or during a serious moment.

Originally posted by nixie_nox

But I think there are certain situations that people should withhold.

In small places like a plane.

Oh, this is perfect for the SBD.
Especially if you are lightly napping.

Or during a serious moment.

Ok. C'mon...it's happened to
all of us.

Even during the MOST intimate moment.

Hell, we're only human.

Regards,
Lex