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A Few Things I Have Learned in 27 Years.

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posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 06:00 PM
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I thought I would start this thread and share with you guys a few things that I have learned in my 27 years on this Earth. Keep in mind that everything I have "learned" is subject to change given that something more logical is discovered by myself or others.


-Women do not understand women, therefore it's wasted effort for men to try to understand them.

-Being born a white male, anything I have to say in regards to another race is, by default, "racist".

-If you have to ask for love or an apology in order to receive them, they are not genuine when given.

-Apathy is likely the worst disease that mankind faces.

-Political Correctness does nothing but further drive a wedge between people.

-In the eyes of some, it is not possible to simply be "American".

-Laughter is the best medicine.

-Nothing in life is free.

-Love is the best AND worst drug in the world.

-Internet dating is ALWAYS a bad idea.

-The only difference between a lover and a fighter is circumstance.

-Being motivated is not always a good thing.

-Organized religion isn't very organized.

-Dogs and cats lead much happier lives.

-The Sopranos was the best drama series ever produced.

-Reptilians have a knack for politics. (haha)

-Being a "hot chick" or having a "hot chick" in your avatar photo = many friends on ATS and a small amount of worship regardless of your posts.

-Regardless of what you say, there will always be a certain number of people that completely turn your words around to mean what they want them to mean.

-Never trust a doctor.

-The new "kings" and "queens" are bankers.

-Life is only short in retrospect. If you don't believe this, try waiting two weeks on a paycheck when you are flat broke and starving.

-Family is EVERYTHING.

-Even the most open minded of people can completely close their mind to anything they don't want to believe.

-Compassion is usually not earned.

-Never do business with family or friends unless you are prepared to lose them.

-People are indeed animals.

-Alcohol and drugs are the "easy way out".

-Defending the Constitution of the United States is unAmerican.

-Conspiracy Theorists are crazy.

-Reading is a luxury.

-It is impossible to be happy with anyone until you are happy with yourself.

-If you want to live forever, marry the wrong person.

-I thought I knew everything at 17 and I really knew nothing.

-If you keep looking to the skies for answers and happiness, you'll never find either.

-"Good" looks can bring you fame and fortune regardless of how damn stupid you are.

-Even the most envied of people are still envious of someone else.

-The love of money is the root of MOST evil.

-The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

-You never really know someone until you have lived with them.

-Ignorance isn't bliss.




Well, that's but a few of the things I have learned during 27 years on this Earth. Hope you enjoyed them and perhaps I'll add more later.




Jasn




posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 06:12 PM
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Hahah! Good list
I just want to tweak two things:


Originally posted by SimiusDei
-Being a "hot chick" or having a "hot chick" in your avatar photo = many friends on ATS and a small amount of worship regardless of your posts.


It also works if you have a cute or funny avatar.

*Ta da!*





-Reading is a luxury.


I think "reading comprehension is a luxury" would be more accurate.

Here's one more for your list:

-Common sense isn't so common.



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 06:19 PM
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Simi...starred and flagged.You are wise beyond your years my friend...



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 06:43 PM
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Jasn is good, Jasn is wise....



Here's another one.....


-AccessDenied is a BTS whore. (no, not whore in the "bad" way, I, personally, am a movie whore.)




I can only seem to get you to respond to my threads if they are here at the 'ol BTS....hehehe


ATS crew > BTS crew yea, I said it.


Jasn



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 06:51 PM
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Originally posted by SimiusDei
ATS crew > BTS crew yea, I said it.


Oi! Take that back!



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 06:56 PM
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reply to post by Beachcoma
 


NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make me get my club!


ATS Crew pwnz.


Jasn



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 07:17 PM
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reply to post by SimiusDei
 


Actually you were probably right the first time...but I'll take the second point too...



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 07:18 PM
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reply to post by AccessDenied
 


hmmmmm



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 07:20 PM
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The Great LEGEND
SimiusDei is speachless? Oh my.

[edit on 11-11-2007 by AccessDenied]



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 07:32 PM
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the LEGEND SimiusDei, LEGEND!!

sheesh! I worked HARD for this title and dammit I expect you (of all people) to remember it!

Jasn


Note: okay, so I just opened photoshop and made an avatar that says ATS Legend, but you know what I mean.



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 07:36 PM
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Ok then...
Happy now..
edit ^^^



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 07:40 PM
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Damn straight! And don't forget it.

Sheesh, the lack of respect of some people, I swear! :shk:




Jasn



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 08:01 PM
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Yeah yeah..luv ya buddy..
DON"T let it go to your head!
Sheesh the egos of some people around here...



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 08:07 PM
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*cough* *points to AD* *cough*



Jasn



posted on Nov, 11 2007 @ 08:15 PM
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Ok.
What I've learned in my 40
years :











Wait,
What was the question ?

Confused,
Lex



posted on Nov, 12 2007 @ 06:58 AM
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Polishing my boots to kick your ass Jasn... J/K



posted on Nov, 12 2007 @ 09:50 AM
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w00t! Ass kickery all around!!!!


Jasn



1000th post haha.



posted on Nov, 12 2007 @ 10:22 AM
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Originally posted by SimiusDei
1000th post haha.


Spammer!

*looks warily around for the club*



posted on Nov, 12 2007 @ 10:55 AM
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