A loaded Lexus... joke

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted
>the most
>beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus -- and walked over to inspect
>it closer.
> >
> > As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
>unexpected
>little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she
>anxiously
>looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
> >
> > But there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant
>smile he
>greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
> >
> > Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as
>though nothing
>had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price
>of this
>lovely vehicle?"
> >
> > Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry
>to say that
>if you farted just touching it, you are gonna # when you hear
>the price!"