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Originally posted by Yoda
WHO SAYS REDNECKS AIN'T REAL BRIGHT
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob
Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left..
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
Originally posted by The Last Patriot
Two New Yorkers are vacationing in the South. At the end of a long hike up a hill, they find a group of people preparing a hanglider. After convincing the New Yorkers that they should give the hanglider a try, they strap one of them in, and off he goes. As he soars over a valley at the base of the hill two rednecks look up and see him. "What the hell is that, Jimmy?" one of them asks. "I don't know Earl, must be some kind of bird." "Well, take a shot at it" Earl says. With this, Jimmy raises his rifle and fires. "Did you get him?" Earl asks.
"Nope", says Jimmy, "but I got him to drop that damn yankee."