CAPTION CONTEST #2 – Tony Blair & Cardinal Egan - RESULTS NOW POSTED!

Tony: "...now Bohemian Grove, THAT's a party!"

egan: tell me tony have you ever touched cloth?

blair: cardinal, whatever do you mean?

egan: have ya tony, have ya ever touched cloth heh heh heh?

blair: oh look, isn't that the st. augustines boys choir?

Egan - "so Tony, I've come as the devil and you're a little penguin. How about I melt your little ice-cap later, over a little night cap, eh?"

Blair - "not if hell freezes over and get you hand off my little knee, Horny One."

'"just ONE hour ok? I PROMISE I only want to barrow the pope mobile for one hour...............PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZ?"

[edit on 9-11-2007 by theRiverGoddess]

"I feel a devine intervention or was that just you grabbing me bum again?"







[edit on 11/9/2007 by IrishLass]

Tony.
"That's the spot.. now squeeze...

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!... See!!! top G#

Beat that Charlotte Church."

[edit on 9/11/07 by AGENT_T]

Blair: Ok, fine. One more kegstand! But if I barf, we will all know who to blame!

Egan: Anyone know any good drinking games?

Blair: Lets see who can make the most wrinkly forehead! See, I'm pretty good!

Tony Blair: No Cardinal, I don't think now is a good time for a game of beer checkers.

Cardinal Egan: Come on Tony, you need to loosen up.

Tony Blair: I think that last jello shot did me in.


edit: D'oh, AcesInTheHole beat me to the drinking game bit.

[edit on 11/9/2007 by Hal9000]

Blair: Me and Egan go way back, man we had some good times in college. Drinkin, getting in trouble, man that was fun.

Egan: Tony, we just met a few hours ago.

Blair: More wine!

Blair "I'm not a puppet, see i can move my hand all by myself"

Egan "Oh really? Then what is the woman behind you pulling strings for"?

Tony :

"You may laugh mate but it's true, I can shapeshift into
a reptilian overlord in just one minute!

Tony: No Cardinal, the best joke you pulled was when you told the receptionist to page Ben Dover.

Blair: " And if I'm not mistaken... That one was mud"

Tony: "So, Bush then turns to me and says 'You know that whole "Iraq thing" all started when Saddam Hussein stepped on the back of my shoe on the way to a UN meeting."

Blair (thick stereotypical British accent): Actually Eddie, that's a salad fork!

"I've told you Twice Cardinal; I'm no Altar Boy... I'll poke THIS finger in your eye"

Blair: I'm really a Homosexual.

Egan: Bloody HELL!


[edit on 11/9/2007 by runetang]

Blair: "I swear, that little blue pill made it come clear up to here..."

Cardinal: "That's absolutely amAZZZIng! Where can I buy those?"

"Please...your eminence, I'm not buying that Total consciousness line, If I'm correct it was the Dali Lama's, haven't you seen Caddyshack?"