Lets Play The Hypochondriac Game- Name That...Decease!!

reply to post by whaaa


That's an easy one "Munchandsoff syndrome"

Hmmm whats wrong with me I just can't turn left?

MonKey

reply to post by whaaa

What's wrong with my Grandpa virgil, He chewed off his left hand.

He must have been doing something with the left hand that he normally does with the right. The left hand must have made the right hand jealous. This is a common problem....

Either that, or he has Tuberculosis!

reply to post by Excitable_Boy


No, Grandpa had a coyote date. He woke up next to her and chewed his hand off to get away.

reply to post by ChiKeyMonKey


uuuhhhh

current administrationosis

how about I like eating coal, soil, chalk, paper and glass.
Yummy.

reply to post by x-phile


That is called Pica eating disorder

reply to post by marg6043


nice diagnosis marg

what's your affliction:w:

Okay....it burns when I urinate.

And no...it isn't Tuberculosis!

reply to post by Excitable_Boy


Some kind of STD with a hard to pronounce/spell name?

Can you be more specific? I am also getting some funky discharge....

Business trips to Nogales huh?

reply to post by x-phile


I have too many,

Next, what you call pain all over your upper body and neck? BTW I had shoulder surgery already.

No...actually, non-business trips to Juarez!

I am also starting to hallucinate...

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reply to post by Excitable_Boy


You need a doctor, I mean a real doctor, anything that has to do with the nether areas and smell funky and feels funky needs medical Attention ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what you call pain all over your upper body and neck?

This one is easy......is it Tuberculosis?

reply to post by Excitable_Boy


What is it, with tuberculosis, I don't even cough when I get a cold, I mean never had any problem with cough.

Originally posted by marg6043
Next, what you call pain all over your upper body and neck?

I think they call it pain all over your upper body and neck.

For treatment a nice massage from ole Doc Whaaa should have you feeling good in short order.

anything that has to do with the nether areas and smell funky and feels funky needs medical Attention

I never said it smelled funky. In fact, it smells kind of nice....kind of like roses!!

reply to post by whaaa


Hon I already had 50 dollars and hour therapeutic massages and still the pain is there.

reply to post by Excitable_Boy


Ok, I think you have issues. Nothing in the nether regions should be smelling like roses that is just no natural.

Is it a viscous discharge? Can you taste it? Does it taste like syrup or honey.
Please get back to me ASAP. I think I might have an answer.