Lets Play The Hypochondriac Game- Name That...Decease!!

I have a cough and a fever and chills.

What decease am i???

(someone answers + gives other symptoms)

[edit on 6-11-2007 by dgtempe]

Disease? What's that disease?

I'm going to go with Tuberculosis!

You're not playing by the rules!!



That is the worst case scenario!!!

Sounds like a common cold to me, EB!!!

Well lets see.... how about some achyness in the joints?

Rheumatoid arthritis.

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Itchy, crusty eyes that may stick shut.

Ahhh, Two Things:

Either get out of Phoenix OR you have that itchy eye problem.




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Cant sleep at all.

[edit on 6-11-2007 by dgtempe]

Hmmmm....I'll have to go with Tuberculosis!





"I'm your huckleberry."




[edit on 6-11-2007 by Excitable_Boy]

And...I'm your little pumpkin'



Whats up with the Tuberculosis?

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I have a terrible headache- stairs in my eyes, and I think my head is going to blow up.

reply to post by MajorMalfunction


Pink eye, how about, how about a skin rash that starts to make your skin fall off.

You have an allergy, Marg.



(I couldnt think of Pink Eye to save my life :lol)

He, he, I used to brake out in hives all the time and end up in the emergency room looking like a monster.

5 years later I find out what the problem was, it was my high blood pressure medicine and the doctor never even linked the hives to Diovan until I started to have problems swallowing at night and stop taking it when the doctor changed to linosipril, same drug different name.

Bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well doctors don't know it all.

OK, I got another one,

What is call when you wake up in the middle of the night with your hart racing like a horse . . .

Originally posted by marg6043
OK, I got another one,

What is call when you wake up in the middle of the night with your hart racing like a horse . . .

thats what we doctors call 'midnight tachycardia'

very common thing. we have a pill for that.




[edit on 7-11-2007 by Boondock78]

What's wrong when your mouth falls open and you can't close it and you drool like a fool?

I know facial incontenence.

reply to post by whaaa

What's wrong when your mouth falls open and you can't close it and you drool like a fool?

I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I think it's Tuberculosis!!

You're a man, and that can happen from time to time, get over it, pick up your chops and move along!!

Whats wrong when you can produce a sonic boom every time you poop?

MonKey

I'm going out on a limb here and diognose terminal constipation.

That's not right, I mean diareeha

[edit on 7-11-2007 by whaaa]

What's wrong with my Grandpa virgil, He chewed off his left hand.