Greatest quotes ever?

"Hey man, them's eggs!"

This quote came from a bum in Boston after I asked him why he was putting so much mayo on his sandwich (at a serious dive bar).

Oops...double post. What can I do here not to waste the space??

Another quote?

Okay...a guy I worked with over 20 years ago. He says to me:

"Hey...marijuana is bad for you. Do you know where I can get any acid?"

[edit on 7-11-2007 by Excitable_Boy]

Originally posted by Excitable_Boy
Okay...a guy I worked with over 20 years ago. He says to me:

"Hey...marijuana is bad for you. Do you know where I can get any acid?"

I think I met that guy. Did he also ask about 'shrooms?

Originally posted by Excitable_Boy
"Hey man, them's eggs!"

This quote came from a bum in Boston after I asked him why he was putting so much mayo on his sandwich (at a serious dive bar).

That is one very enlightened bum. (if he added equal part tomato ketchup he would of had Marie Rose sauce!)

"To quote the late great Colonel Sanders: "I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken."
-Ricky Bobby

"The bad thing about talking to strippers is that after a while, you remember they're women."
-My friend when we were in Vegas

"Heineken and Jagerbombs, all night long. I can F'n shower in the sh*t."
-Some guido in a youtube video

This has to be included:

"The dysfunctional state of American politics does not give me great confidence in the short run.''

Alan Greenspan, Fed Chairman (1987-2006)

Full article (which I've yet to read) here

Two miscellaneous quotes that I like;

"Don't be afraid of the dark; be afraid of what's in it."- I don’t know

"Second place is just the number one loser"- Me

I have lots of favorite quotes. I'm tempted to write them all, but I won't or else this would be a very long post.

"Its only after you've lost everything that your free to do anything"

"You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled."

"For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone. I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil. And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and landfilled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born."

I'd tell you were these quotes are from but unfortunately the first rule is I'm not allowed to talk about it, and the second rule is I'm not allowed to talk about it. Tee Hee.


(I've already made several posts that seemed funny to me and nobody saw the humor, you people better understand this joke or I'll be very disappointed, mainly because it means you never saw/read one of the greatest movies/books ever)

reply to post by Epic Wolf


And though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will fear no evil, for i am the meanest mother #er in the valley!

- Bloody Heroes. (book)

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.
Author: Amos Bronson Alcott

God have mercy on the man who doubts what he's sure of - Bruce

Originally posted by Epic Wolf
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."- Albert Einstein

Agree 100%, this is one of my favorite quotes also.. In fact its going into my signature!

Originally posted by Now_Then
I'm more concerned about the moon. I mean think about it, most nights it's just there, it's like I'm here, and were like yheah. But I think it's more than that, I think the moon is waiting, waiting for us to be watching for comets or stuff. That's when the moon will strike, when were looking for comets and stuff. And the moon will be all like what are you going to do? And we'll like be all arragh. And stuff.

Me, just then, in another thread.

Awaiting sweet release. :w:

"He who cannot risk, cannot win."

Some men die by accident
Some men go down in Flames
Most men perish inch by inch
playing their silly games

I don't know who said it.....

"I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong."

reply to post by WitchChild


All good quotes guys, keep 'em coming! WitchChild, sorry, but I don't get your reference joke...again. Care to enlighten me? I don't watch many movies.

I also love the Einstein quote. One of the greatest pieces of wisdom, as it holds a lot of truth, along with Ben Franklins on freedom and security.

(FSM, this is an OLD and lame one, but it's worth mentioning)
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest."

True, true.. :shk:

Evil double post!

*smites*


[edit on 11/17/2007 by Epic Wolf]

The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
Friedrich Nietzsche

If an old physicist says it is possible - then he/she is probably right.

If an old physicist says that it is impossible - then he/she is probably wrong.