posted on Nov, 2 2007 @ 11:36 AM
Women think your trying to get laid if you call them beautiful.
Other symptoms that a male wants sex can be discovered by checking to see if he's breathing and if he has a pulse. If either of these symptoms exist,
or if the body is still warm. Stay clear.
Seriously, I hear what you're saying. There are certain rules and regulations to follow when interacting with the female gender. You may not comment
on her looks unless she asks, you've know her for a while, or she's staring at you, smiling and playing with her hair. Test the waters with comments
like "that's a nice shirt", or "cool jeans, where did you get those?".
From that point you can make varing degrees of comments based on her response. If you comment on anything about her physical nature, hair, eyes, legs,
you're running the risk of being seen as sexually interested.
The safest bet is the "You look nice today" comment. This causes some conflicts in the female's mind. "Wait, did I not look nice yesterday?"
"Yeah, I do like this shirt. I was wondering if anyone noticed my new eyeshadow." The result of all this confusion will result in a neutral
compliment with a slightly positive influence. Not so much that you get into trouble, but enough to let her know you approve of her physical
attributes....at least for today.
The "You look beautiful" comment is fairly extreme and insinuates that you're smitten with her looks and like her no matter what. She'll sense
that she has your complete attention and approval. Having accomplished all her goals (to be the best looking thing in the room) she is free to
"diss" you and tell you to hit the road.
Na, forget about what I said. Women are so unpredictable, that not even they know what they want. Us guys are just blind-men with canes. Feeling our
way through the female emotional minefield. Praying that we don't tap the wrong spot incorrectly. Sometimes you lose, other times you win and don' t
understand why. Carry on brave soldier. It's a tough battle when you're in love with the enemy.