posted on Oct, 31 2007 @ 01:06 PM
The following is an impression of the thinking behind this tax;
Government Aide: Sir, the people are asking for us to do something about global warming.
Bush: You mean that crap that guy made up during the 80's?
Aide: No sir, the majority opinion believes the opposite is going to happen, as opposed to what the scientist represented on national T.V.
Bush: I see, is there not some way we can just shove this under the rug for the time being?
Aide: Sir, the previous adminstrations did that for decades, i'm afraid the masses are getting... blood-thirsty...
Bush: Well for the time being slap a tax on it, i have bigger fish to fry.
Aide: Sir?
Bush: Mind your goddamn business or i'll have you fired!