reply to post by OzWeatherman
Ok, since you asked in earnest; I am coming clean about my PK abilities.
When I was in the womb, everyone thought that I would be stillborn. There was no detectable movement. I spent 10 months inside mommy's tummy. They
were about to perform a caesarean but lo, & behold, mum went into labor and out popped me a, human larvae. They were sure I was really dead. The
doctor cleared my mouth & nose & decided to give me the obligatory bottom slap. I still didn't move. He put me in the baby gurnee and was about to
declare me dead.
Then the nurse noticed me move my mouth. She alerted the doctors but all I could seem to move was my mouth; no sound. Then I started to breathe.
That's all I did for the 1st couple days. The doctors suspected I was paralyzed & stuck tubes into me.
Then my brain responded, detecting something was wrong, a normally dormant part activated. It had awakened my PK abilities out of necessity; a
survival instinct. Little by little my body learned to move by PK.
Now the only hint I was born a paralytic is the obviously unusually weak looking muscles. But I function as a mobile person because of my PK
ability.
However, because my PK ability is all caught up in compensating for my medical condition it can't manifest outside of my body.
There I've told you my tilting table story, too.