I have to confess....

Alright...here goes....

Saving up my farts for hubby on the coach - You have no idea how hillarious this is!!! He'll be enrapt watching something on the tube, and I'll let out some SBD's. He always tries to pull his tee-shirt up over his nose, but I YANK it back down, to let him smell the goodness. (This only happens when I eat cabbage, beans, any gassy foods)

Jeese, I'm a sick one eh? lolololol

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OMG...Lmao!!
Ducky you kill me.

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Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh.

Sometimes I lay there and just 'silent giggle', unfortunately, this gives it away. By this time, hubby realises that the couch is shaking off the richter scale. Then he playfully smacks my leg and yells out: "YOu stinky arse!!!...Why can't you be like normal people and make a sound to warn me?!?!?"

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Honey sometimes you make me laugh so hard I fall outta my chair.There are tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing...
Geez Ducky....

I confess that I like sex in the pouring rain, with lightning and thunder and a runway with planes flying overhead.

I have to confess...

that I'm just making this post to keep this thread going strong and hear more hilarious confessions.

i piss in the shower....2 birds with one stone yo.

i also brush my teeth while on the toilet.....yup yup.

time management

i am addicted to tattoos

I confess....

I crack porn sites (scan username:passords untill you get access) for fun and it's completely legal. They will deny, threaten and attack to convince otherwise.

*Disclaimer*

Cracking is very dangerous to your computer and you should not do it unless you are prepaired to constantly be fixing errors on your computer. You have to be very experienced in computers. More experienced than the webmaster that you are trying to access.

I have to confess I'm sad Halloween is over........no more excuses for my scary behavior.

I must confess that I am attracted to people who are a little bit psychotic.

I must confess....
I spend way too much time obsessing about the possibility that Earth will be struck by asteroids or meteorites. Perhaps it's an anxiety disorder of some sort but, nevertheless, I spend a lot of time looking up at the sky.

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NOOOOOOOOO SEMPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

And i have you selected as a friend - oh my - what has the world come to!!!

hmmmmm...

I confess...

I am trying to think what will be interesting enough to confess about...

I SERIOUSLY like someone here on ATS and when i think about it well... I guess i stop functioning...

Originally posted by shearder
I am trying to think what will be interesting enough to confess about...

I SERIOUSLY like someone here on ATS and when i think about it well... I guess i stop functioning...

Thats ok mate, i know how much i affect people. Love you too.

mojo

I confess to being

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OK OK OK you got me. And I was hoping people would believe it was myself i was crazy about. OK the cat's out the bag. Thought you would keep it a secret mojo!!! :w:

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I confess to being pyschotic.

I confess...When I get nervous or angry, I get these red blotchy hives all over my neck and chest. Not bumps, just blotches, flush with the skin. It's a family curse upon the women folk in my family, and I have passed the curse on to my female offspring. We hate the hives, but they go away quickly, usually within the hour.

I confess....


I read one of Dr. Phils books as part of my Personal Relationship studies.

I mean the guy is just straight up dorkola!

I have to confess Dr. Phil scares me to death.

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I confess that now Shearder is "Officially" MY friend...

LOL

Bout time huh???

Semper