posted on Oct, 29 2007 @ 09:04 AM
So yesterday was the big day!
Yep, we got up early - I think he got up around 5:00 am.
Anybody who's a Warner Brothers, Looney Toons fan might remember:
"I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg, I wanna Easter Egg..........."
Well I felt like I was livin' it and stuff.
"Can we go yet, can we go yet, can we go yet..........."
So we get ready, and drive to my sister in laws house to pick up my nephew.
So we get there, and have the daunting task of pulling the car seat out of her car and putting it in my car. Jeezus. Snaps, buckles, clips,
belts........
OK, the darn thing took me 15 minutes just to get out of her car. Now I have to put it in my car. Oh joy. Why can't I just super glue the darn thing
to the seat?
My wife is just sitting there with her hands on her hips looking at me with 'that look' that I've come to see quite often.
OK, so I get it in.
We pack all the stuff. I don't think Edmund Hillary packed as much gear when he ascended Everest.
Jackets, changes of clothes, an entire orchards worth of juicy juices, enough milk that there's one cow that's downright exhausted.......
"Ready little Dudes?"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
"Allright let's go!"
"Yay!"
"Yay!"
So we buckle everyone in, and get moving.
"Uncle lombozo, I'm hungry."
"Me too Daddy. I'm hungry."
So we head to the Diner. After feasting on grilled cheeses and hot dogs we finally start our hour long journey to Sesame Place. Yeah!
We're on the road, and 10 minutes into our trip:
"Uncle lombozo, I have to poop."
'serenity now, serenity now!'
So I start looking for some place that has a public restroom. Suddenly I hear."
"What are you doing? You're not going to pull into a dirty rest stop are you. You are such an idiot."
'SERENITY NOW!'
So I find a place where satan, errrrm my wife, deemed appropriate. Allright, we get all done with the business at hand, and get back in the car. Off
we go.
"Daddy, I'm thirsty."
Oh great, the cooler is in the back.
"Allright little Dude I have to pull over."
"You're not going to pull over on the side of the road are you. What are you thinking."
Mind you we are on I95, there is nowhere to pull into. I'm thinking to myself 'Hmmmmmm, I wonder how hard it would be to get into suicide bomber
school.'
OK, so we get to the park. and sit in line to park in the lot. 20 minutes later we finally get to the booth.
"$25.00 please."
"WHAT!"
"You're in the preferred lot Sir."
"Well where is the loser lot?"
"Will you just pay him, I'm not waiting anymore. Use your head."
'SERENITY NOW!'
We go into the park, and the very first thing there is a roller coaster. I LOVE roller coasters!
So we sit in the line for a half an hour. My nephew is not very good at waiting. Several tantrums later we finally get onto the coaster. My wife with
my nephew, and me with my son. Off we go!
The kids were screaming with delight. It was awesome. When the rided ended we had to coax the kids off. They wanted to go again.
"Allright little dudes, let's go see the rest of the park."
So we're walking around. I had mentioned that the park was open for special needs children and their families. I feel so unbelievably lucky. There
are kids in wheelchairs, little bald children, and we know what that means. Kids whose limbs are 'twisted' up. Kids who are absolutely oblivious to
their surroundings.
"Li'l lombozo. Come here. I need a hug."
So we went and saw the Sesame Street show. It was really cool. The Count stole the show.
After a couple hours of walking around and buying baubles, we line up to see the Sesame Street parade. Tell you what. This park does it right. All the
kids were giggling and laughing with joy. It was spectacular. The characters ran up and down the street and interacted with all the kids. Floats,
enormous balloons, dancers. Cool stuff.
So by now I have two sleepy little indians on my hands. Time to go home.
We go and drop off my nephew.
"Thank you uncle lombozo."
"You're welcome little Buddy."
We get home, unpack and get settled.
"Daddy can we watch Elmo?"
"Sure thing."
I make popcorn, and we pop in his favorite Elmo tape.
5 minutes later he's asleep in my lap.
All is good with the world. Lord, thank you for reaching down and touching me.