Why does God need an internet forum to communicate with his creation?

Ripped from the star trek episode where captain kirk asked the entity claiming to be god needing a starship to leave the planet the false god was found on.

Edit: A spelling correction to help out the galatic grammar...

[edit on 26-10-2007 by WorldShadow]

Makes me mad the dude has 200 ATS points already with one dumb post. Errrrr

I tell you the Truth about Xbox, amd World of warcraft pics.
My friend sold it to buy Chronic, and World of Warcraft pic was having the First Savagery Enchant on server. My guy is now a Level 39 Super twink. But I have not played in awhile, since I been busy. I have to deal with Court first, before I do anything else. The reason why the world went to crap is people have Forgotten me, and do not Obey God. I will answer more questions by Email, since I check my email more than anything else.

Mod, could you kindly please lock this Thread, and end the flame wars.

Thank you very much! Peace and Love

just a minute...them pics are the majick eye things ..the one where you squint and it becomes 3d...I will have to look at the first one...this one with the cheques looks like 3D pillars ...whats that about !!?

Jesus ...can you make my ex wife see the error of her ways??

I got blamed but it was her fault !!

Originally posted by TheRealJesus
My friend sold it to buy Chronic,

Jesus is a pothead?

I have to deal with Court first, before I do anything else

Oh lord do you have a criminal record?


[edit on 26-10-2007 by Mr Mxyztplk]

Originally posted by TheRealJesus
I tell you the Truth about Xbox, amd World of warcraft pics.

I amazed that God would have poor syntax, seeing as He created all. "aNd" would be the proper spelling and a comma isn't needed to preceed "aNd". Damn(don't curse me for that please), I never thought God would need Spellcheck.

Mod, could you kindly please lock this Thread, and end the flame wars.

Dude, you're the Almighty, do it yourself. I'm merely mortal.

OH

sorry, I thought you were talking about a Real, Macro World, paradigm...
instead of the subculture world of roles & game-playing

well Excuse me

[edit on 26-10-2007 by St Udio]

Please explain to me...how someone can get a three page thread claiming to be GOD without a warning or a ban.Obviously he is making a false claim here.
An absolute joke.

Originally posted by TheRealJesus
Mod, could you kindly please lock this Thread, and end the flame wars.

Your request will not be accepted. I TheAlmightyCreator can hear others scoffing your demand.

OK, enough of this role playing BS. That isn't what ATS is about. Post accordingly or these inane accounts will be removed.

Closed.