Know that God Exist. My First Post.

Hi all,

Another deluded fool, I really hope you are joking, if so good one because I am laughing my ass off here, tears roll down my face as I type.
Your pictures are nonsense, your claims are nonsense.

Good luck.

To the O/P of this thread, if you are God, then I must be the Anti-christ...

If you are God. why have you not stopped all these wars yet that is going on?

If your God why is there still famine?

Sort out some of these problems first, then maybe we'd all believe you. Until then.... Keep Dreaming ......

What was the picture about?????? i must be doomd as all i could see were naughty images,, i could never work out those 3d pictures o lord what am i to do

IF YOU CREATED EARTH ?
PLEASE CREATE FOR US ANTHOER EARTH
TO SHOW US YOUR ABILITIES.
IF YOU SAY YOU ARE GOD I SAY TO YOU
MY GOD RISES SUN FROM EAST GET IT RISING FROM WEST IF ARE TRUTHFUL

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Dood, i dont think this guy is really the "jesus" as he says he is......just look at the pictures on his album.......it has a fricking Xbox!! And some people in other ones too, like kid ages.......probably just a guy playing a prank that he thinks is "elaborate".

Originally posted by TheRealJesus
I am God.
Here Genesis.

Firstly, God wouldn't make grammatical errors in his title.

I created Earth.

I dig that. (excuse the pun)

I will be frequently visiting this Forum from now on.

And so you should, you started it.

I bless those that Believe.

Why does believe have a capital "B"?

There are events to come.

That's the only thing you have going for you.

And, based on your pic collection i think the only event to come is a couple of dudes in white coats knocking on your door who will believe you and take you all for themselves to your own padded little cloud.

I think Microsoft, Photobucket, and ATS should take advantage of such a great marketing opportunity. I mean, they do have god using their products/services.

Hey "God", I was going to ask you something, but you probably already know what I'm going to ask before I ask it, so mind telling me the answer to my question?

Much appreciated, buddy.

Welcome

Close/delete this thread already.

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

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some people just can't enjoy a good troll flame war...


Come on Dystopia help us burn this false prophet down!

'Sup, God?

If you're really, really, really real, then if you could, I'd appreciate it if I could talk to you in private. Thanks!

[edit on 26-10-2007 by TheoOne]

Can’t believe you people!
This is horrible the Jesus is here and I’m his only friend?
Support our lord and become his friend.

Extraordinary claims requires extraordinary proof.

Take Care.

People do not be so hasty he is getting the attention he wants with is tittle alone.

Anyway is not always we have such an important figure as our lord Jesus in our forums.

Give him a brake.

Hey Keith,

Somehow I doubt that god would have a use for a "free x-box" or a "warcraft account."

hey guy,

on your earlier birth night, the angels at the Nativity scene called you 'Emmanuel'....

then your foster father and mother Mary named you in the tradition of the Jews...(along the family line) Yehoshua son of Yohozadak

so why are you ?returned? with the anglicized name " Jesus"

that was your former role (salvation) & thus the name
upon your return... as the One World Leader,
your logical 'new name' should reflect this new role & position,

s/ a humble heretic

I type the speed of light.
Matrix is real,In the Matrix, Neo dies become God. I'm the Resurrection of Neo.
Never underestimate the powers of God.
The first picture I posted isn't very clear but if you look carefully, you will see The First Atom Earth being Created.
Here what faster than light looks like..
s75.photobucket.com...
I will tell you what the government doesn't want to tell you.
Everyone is God, God is good, so live free or Die.

I will be explaining what I know. To know everything, is to know nothing. To know nothing is to know everything. I would perfer PMs so I can get back to you easier and you can post my reply if you want. But, do not come to me for every question you want answered. I will reply when I precisely mean too. I will make a post explaining Genesis in short details, and you can fill in the pictures. However going running off telling people that I am back will result in a trip to the asylum and get drugged, so keep this to your friends you trust, and yourself. Peace can only be achieved through understanding. I will bring the End, and those who believe will be saved. I cannot save you if you do not believe. So keep this to yourself and friends and Family you can trust. Free your mind. God plans everything. Peace and Love, World Peace is coming.
P.S. I am simply man, do not pm me to fly to your house, lol.
God never tells a lie.

Originally posted by TheRealJesus

P.S. I am simply man, do not pm me to fly to your house, lol.
God never tells a lie.

God is not a man... his son Jesus was sent to us in mans image.

Oh, I forgot. If you want me to reply right away, sent it to [email protected]
Speaking in tongues, Backwards is Jesus Christ
Here the Alphabet
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
1234512345123451234512451234

G before the O, after the D.

3.142 The Magic Number is 5

Oh here Pi.
i75.photobucket.com...

If you don't understand this, don't make a big deal about it. You'll get it sooner or later.

Originally posted by elevatedone

Originally posted by TheRealJesus

P.S. I am simply man, do not pm me to fly to your house, lol.
God never tells a lie.

God is not a man... his son Jesus was sent to us in mans image.

There is only one God, and Allah is his name. All those who worship a man as God are infidels ignoring God's first and most holy Commandment. I thought we had already clarified this with our jihad.