Know that God Exist. My First Post.

I am God.
Here Genesis.
I created Earth.
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I will be frequently visiting this Forum from now on. I bless those that Believe. There are events to come.

Hi/
I'm not so sure what you are trying to say?
You posted in » Cryptozoology and Mythical Beasts'' and you are saying that you are God?
???
well........

helen

*sigh*

Please enlighten us mere mortals about the higher teachings of the universe and life itself, if you may.


PS that pic you posted, is it supposed to say something or it just has a weird tinit to it?

Here's one for the thread starter:

Mat 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

You're god too? NO WAY!

[Edit: this is the second line]

[edit on 25/10/2007 by Nyorai]

finaly I get to ask you, can you make a barido so hot that you can't eat it?

reply to post by Mr Mxyztplk


I hope you meant burrito...

There's some irony tucked in there somewhere...

reply to post by Mirthful Me


I choose to display my idiocy for all to see, especially the lord here. I’m sure he will for give my transgression

hey god...


Uhhh... I'm kinda s... broke right now... I could really really use like... a lot of money... Like hitting the Lotto... That would be extremely Useful right now.

that said I am very happy in my life, and I love my family... but a lot of cash would makes things a lot easier.

So anyways... since I know you got this message I can base my faith on the fact to you will definitely respond... I mean your god and all... How could you say no? (seriously that would not be cool... I'm just gonna assume you said yes...!


Seriously... I'm good people... give me some money...

Dear God, sorry to disturb you but
I think, things should be better down here
We all need a big reduction in the price of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
Sitting, fighting in the streets
Because they don't get enough to eat
From you
I won't believe in you
Dear God

XTC FTW! Dawg

reply to post by TheRealJesus


Yeah i can tell. Also, based on the pictures also on that page i would say you are one of those little people playing with a beach ball. Now you can't get more human than that hey.

So anyway, when does the space ship come down and get us all? Do we also get automatic weapons to serve in your "movement" or would that only be a bowel movement?

I was thinking that perhaps we could get a piece of land in Waco and start there? whachoo think? Hey i can be your right hand man. I am not asking foir money - we get people to join up and then we just take their money. Hey, tried and tested - never fails.

Whachoo think?

Hell yeah... I thought I was the only person who remembered that song.


I've got a VHS of the video somewhere around 'ere too.


I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You're always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodies unholy hoax,
And if you're up there you'll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I don't believe in...
(kid takes over)

Its you...

Dear god.

***Bows***

laterz!

What if God was one of us. Just a slob like one of us.
Just a stranger posting with us.



Thanks for joining. Looking forward to seeing more of you soon.

[edit on 25-10-2007 by dbates]

reply to post by TheRealJesus


Let's see...

Your real name is 'Keith', and you're under five feet tall, with dark hair.

How long have you had these delusions of godhood?

Whoop Dbates almost beat me to this one...


Told you I could find it...

Dear God Video


If you haven't seen or heard the song check it out... Intriguing philosophical argument between a nonbeliever and god... In a prayer...

Anyway... I agree with D... Hope to hear from you soon God!


=(

Originally posted by TheRealJesus
I am God.

TheRealJesus, Does this sound familiar to you?

Matthew 24

Jesus answered: "Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,[a]' and will deceive many.

At that time if anyone says to you, 'Look, here is the Christ!' or, 'There he is!' do not believe it. For false Christs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect—if that were possible. See, I have told you ahead of time.

"So if anyone tells you, 'There he is, out in the desert,' do not go out; or, 'Here he is, in the inner rooms,' do not believe it.

Are you going to perform miracles for us? I'm still not impressed. Hope you can walk on water cause I'm throwing you overboard. *Splash*

Welcome to ATS anyway. It's going to be an interesting journey for you.

Geez, and I thought I was the new Messiah... Bummer... Just joking...

On a serious note, I see the outline of an image in the center of the picture you posted, but I can't make out exactly what it is... Can you tell me, or is it something that you have to have a certain degree of "enlightenment" to discern? It will be interesting reading your posts.



[edit on 25-10-2007 by SpeakerofTruth]

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Badge, he is a bout 5'10" and weighs probably 150 lbs soaking wet... Oh, he also wears glasses... Wait, wait, no, I have him confused with David Koresh...Although, David Koresh never claimed to be God
My bad.

[edit on 25-10-2007 by SpeakerofTruth]

Your image looks kind of alien, now that I look at it better.

World Of Warcraft.

Level 32 Night Elf (horde... you can kill him) Ohhhh and I guess he thinks hes a twink... Purple weapon with savagery...


Have fun killing God In WOW guys!


edit to add... Screenname Thetankman


hehehe have fun




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