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posted on Dec, 21 2002 @ 08:19 AM
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We can start when you want us to Mr. President; you say the word and the bombs will be a dropping




posted on Dec, 21 2002 @ 11:58 AM
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Ok, I'll say the " special word ", but after Christmas and the new year party. I'll tell it in January or February.



posted on Dec, 21 2002 @ 06:46 PM
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My highly trained assasins are at the ready! I vote that we wait until the modular weapon systems are ready.



posted on Dec, 21 2002 @ 07:19 PM
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Originally posted by ultra_phoenix
1) I agree with you. And go forward with your Scalar Shield. Let me know when a prototype is ready.


2) tsss...tssss...Necro99, allways with your Russians or Nazis stuffs. Bha, after all, if it's working, why not ?


3) The veritech harrier, I would like to have one for Christmas. If you like your beloved President, you know what you have to do....


4) What's the cost for 1 Space BattleCruiser ?



1) Yes Sir.

2) Exactly, we just fitted it with two Pratt & Whitney F119-PW-900 engines , a nuclear turbine version of the F119, and it is 78% more agile than the F-16 Falcon.

3) I will take that as a yes, and dont worry; we will get one flying by the end of the month.

4) One Battlecruiser should cost in the 400 Millions. But hey, its low priced in comparaison to the the advantages we would have with even one of this ship. We would not need ICBMs or ASAT missiles.

[Edited on 12/22/2002 by necro99]



posted on Dec, 21 2002 @ 07:36 PM
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Arent we overlooking a very large threat, CHina??? I also have some ideas for some anti-personal weapons for ninja.



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 03:26 AM
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Originally posted by NinjaoftheNight
My highly trained assasins are at the ready! I vote that we wait until the modular weapon systems are ready.


I deny formally that we have ( highly trained or not ), assasins teams who are working for this elected government. NinjaoftheNight is leading ONLY some " special advisers " teams, and nothing more.

I suspect that a hacker have hacked his post, and try to to do obstruction to this gov.

Envestigations are going on !



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 03:31 AM
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Originally posted by necro99


3) I will take that as a yes, and dont worry; we will get one flying by the end of the month.

4) One Battlecruiser should cost in the 400 Millions. But hey, its low priced in comparaison to the the advantages we would have with even one of this ship. We would not need ICBMs or ASAT missiles.



3) Of course it's a yes.


4) It's less than a B-2A.
Ok,then, let's build a first serie. 150 units are required for our Space Forces.



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 03:34 AM
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Originally posted by Quicksilver

1) Arent we overlooking a very large threat, CHina???

2) I also have some ideas for some anti-personal weapons for ninja.



1) 1.3 billions peoples, that's what I call a very large threat.
Do we have enough nukes ?


2) See with him.
If you needs funds, just ask.



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 03:43 AM
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Tsk Tsk, no need for a genocide Mr President
.
We just have to drop an EMP Bomb and everything will be OK. If not some nighty-nite gas will be usefull
.



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 03:58 AM
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RED ALERT-----RED ALERT-----RED ALERT-----RED ALERT
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From : The President.

To : All gov staff members.

It seems that we have a new internal threat !


see : xmb.abovetopsecret.com...

Everybody, I repeat, EVERYBODY have to do the test and post his results here.

NinjaoftheNight : 76%
WOAW MAN !

James The Lesser : 66 %

JediMaster : 62%

Necro99 : 48% ( like your beloved President
)

William One Sac : 40%

MidnightMutilator : 34%

I saw the Dark Sky serie. I know that they are here !!!

After the test, all the peoples ( include me, but I did it already and I'm clean
) will have to be cleaned.

Mad Scientist will supervise all the operations and will refer ONLY to the Homeland Security Minister, the DoD/MoD ministers and myself.

Don't worry, we have a cure ( a special drug, not a bullet in your head, don't be so pussy
)

RED ALERT-----RED ALERT-----RED ALERT-----RED ALERT
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posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 04:01 AM
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Originally posted by necro99
Tsk Tsk, no need for a genocide Mr President
.
We just have to drop an EMP Bomb and everything will be OK. If not some nighty-nite gas will be usefull
.


WHAT ? Killing 1.3 billions commies, that's a genocide ???
I was thinking that it was improving the humanity !


Forgive your President, he didn't know it ! My Personnal Adviser is responsible for this mistake !



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 12:42 PM
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1.3 BILLION is worst than a genocide, its a Megadeath.



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 12:57 PM
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Originally posted by necro99
1.3 BILLION is worst than a genocide, its a Megadeath.


What will you do if you have to do this choice ?

1) You nuke them all, and your country is safe.

2) You do not nuke them all and they are all safe, but YOUR country is nuked.

Don't ask me, for me, it's the first choice !



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 02:07 PM
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Originally posted by ultra_phoenix
RED ALERT-----RED ALERT-----RED ALERT-----RED ALERT
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From : The President.

To : All gov staff members.

It seems that we have a new internal threat !


see : xmb.abovetopsecret.com...

Everybody, I repeat, EVERYBODY have to do the test and post his results here.

NinjaoftheNight : 76%
WOAW MAN !



I saw the Dark Sky serie. I know that they are here !!!

After the test, all the peoples ( include me, but I did it already and I'm clean
) will have to be cleaned.

Mad Scientist will supervise all the operations and will refer ONLY to the Homeland Security Minister, the DoD/MoD ministers and myself.

Don't worry, we have a cure ( a special drug, not a bullet in your head, don't be so pussy
)

RED ALERT-----RED ALERT-----RED ALERT-----RED ALERT
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Do not worry my good presidente i have already been check out by my own people. I am clean. We are stepping up our efforts to combat this menace! My '"techicians" are working around the clock to find an answer to this problemn.

The hacker must have returned or the other post was another late night drunken dilusional result of Killians. we are investigating into that as well


[Edited on 22-12-2002 by NinjaoftheNight]

[Edited on 22-12-2002 by NinjaoftheNight]



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 03:07 PM
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LEts consider nukeing china a form of population control dont the chineses agree with that. WHhooo hooo i found a loops hole. Also the is a 78% chance i was abducted by aliens.

According to the Alien Abduction Test There is a 78% chance that I've been abducted by Aliens!

[Edited on 22-12-2002 by Quicksilver]



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 03:29 PM
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, ladies, we do not want to use nuclear weapons. Yes, I agree, nuclear weapons are a wonderful tool for population control, but the land will be unusable for more than 10,000 years. Here is my plan. We modify the ebola virus so that it can be carried by mosquitoes, and then just release it into the wild. Then, we secretly begin putting ebola vaccine into lobster. Then, we just make a national lobster day celebration, everyone who can afford lobster will eat it, and wa la!! Population control in the form of horrible oozing pustules!



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 03:59 PM
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NO! One Sac is proposing killing everyone to poor to eat lobster, or allergic to shellfish!!!!!

Look, nukes aren't the answer, and biological warfare isn't it either.

What you do, is play the political accordian. Play two ends against the middle. Say china planing on invading North Korea, Tawian(sp?) and Russia. Then put out that North was going to invade china and steal a nuke to use on south, and that Tawain was planning on invading china to show it won't be pushed around.

How does this help? Commie china fight commie north, killing off both commies and chinese. War with Russia, china would whoop on the eastern lands, gaining land to expand, land to place people. Tawain gets to use some of their weapons and kill off some chinese commies. And if china gets out of control? We have an excuse to bomb the hell out of them.

Already talking to Tawain and told them that china wouldn't dare attack them.(They don't know it, but I might be tweaking the truth a little, for does a few bombings and a couple nukes count as invading? I don't think so) Told south that when war happens, north be busy with china, the troops be moved, leave the north/south border weak. In end, n/s Korea become one after invasion from the south. And Russia, well, screw them, I don't like their ambassador, he spilt vodka on my new carpet. So they have no clue.

Well, anyone from the war room have anything to say? By the way, rumors start on Janurary first, that is if the president and joint cheifs of staff agree.



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 04:28 PM
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I say we leave the chinese incident to ninja. He can place most of his specialty assasins to kill many of there top cabnit (or whatever they have) officials. Once the big wigs and military stratagist are gone then there hopefully will be a state of anarchy. No one with any good experience in military or politics will be spare thats the price they have to pay in being strong. The only problem i see in this is if anarchy reigns then there nuclear arsonal may be vunerable for many people to take. we may need to put a couple spec ops teams there to secure them.



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 08:40 PM
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Originally posted by Quicksilver
I say we leave the chinese incident to ninja. He can place most of his specialty assasins to kill many of there top cabnitspecialty assasins to kill many of there top cabnit (or whatever they have) officials. Once the big wigs and military stratagist are gone then there hopefully will be a state of anarchy. No one with any good experience in military or politics will be spare thats the price they have to pay in being strong. The only problem i see in this is if anarchy reigns then there nuclear arsonal may be vunerable for many people to take. we may need to put a couple spec ops teams there to secure them.


Didnt you see my post? I dont have any assasins working for me only "specialized techicians"
. although i have them working on the feasibility of an invasion of chink land.



posted on Dec, 22 2002 @ 10:32 PM
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QS???? Never say such things, this country would never resort to assasins. Besides, other countries might read that, and do you know how hard it is to explain such things when you are the foriegn minister? I swear, assasins, they went out with the nuke and stealth bomber.(Of course, they still here, if you get what I mean)




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