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posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 07:14 AM
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Originally posted by Quicksilver
PRESIDENT PHOENIX Adresses the nation





BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........


Thanks, I was thinking about a pics like this one, and you did it ! You are the man of the situation !!!





[Edited on 13-12-2002 by ultra_phoenix]




posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 07:22 AM
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KKing123 & Quicksilver, I'm back !


And you don't know it ( yeah, ok, now you know it ), but the codes that you have ( for our nukes Triades ), are not the good ones.


I'm the only one who have these fuc%$ codes !

But it's dangerous, I send a U2U just right now to another member gov. I don't tell who will have the codes. If something happened to me ( God Bless Your President ), you'll be able to nuke them all ( I was speaking about our ennemy ).



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 11:39 AM
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Mr. President how can i safely respond to a threat to our Nation if i dont have the codes to use our weapons?



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 11:44 AM
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Originally posted by KKing123
Mr. President how can i safely respond to a threat to our Nation if i dont have the codes to use our weapons?


Bha, ok....The super-mega-giga-above top secret-for your eyes only- code is..... ( rolling of drums ).... :

0 0 0 0 0


But it's a secret between you and me, ok ?



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 11:45 AM
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Announcing the creation of a new group, under my direct command (not under the chairman of the joint chiefs, therefore civilian DOD) and extremely loyal to the president, they have several different departments :
A. special ops
B. DoD internal security (portions of this mission are highly classified)
C. bodyguards (namely, mine and any other minister that desires them)

We will recruit highly intelligent and ultra-loyal people from the military, police forces, black ops, intelligence agencies, anywhere else we can find them
they will work with most of those agencies and forces often as well

true funding and size are highly classified


on a related note i need the locations of all the ministers and members of government, so in case of war or anything happening i can send my troops to protect you and move you someplace safe

[Edited on 13-12-2002 by KKing123]



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 11:49 AM
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Originally posted by ultra_phoenix

Originally posted by KKing123
Mr. President how can i safely respond to a threat to our Nation if i dont have the codes to use our weapons?


Bha, ok....The super-mega-giga-above top secret-for your eyes only- code is..... ( rolling of drums ).... :

0 0 0 0 0


But it's a secret between you and me, ok ?



*uses old codes to change codes to new code so nobody can use our nukes that shouldn't be able to*



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 12:15 PM
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Originally posted by KKing123
Announcing the creation of a new group, under my direct command (not under the chairman of the joint chiefs, therefore civilian DOD) and extremely loyal to the president, they have several different departments :
A. special ops
B. DoD internal security (portions of this mission are highly classified)
C. bodyguards (namely, mine and any other minister that desires them)

We will recruit highly intelligent and ultra-loyal people from the military, police forces, black ops, intelligence agencies, anywhere else we can find them
they will work with most of those agencies and forces often as well

true funding and size are highly classified


on a related note i need the locations of all the ministers and members of government, so in case of war or anything happening i can send my troops to protect you and move you someplace safe

[Edited on 13-12-2002 by KKing123]


Ok, no problems for me. But....well, how can I say ?

Tell me, do you know that this topic is for the fun ?


I'm not sure if you are serious, or if you are kidding ?

If I ask you, it's only for 2 good reasons :

1) I'm the President, and I can ask what I want.


2) I have a friend who played the same game ( almost the same ) on internet, and by the end, he was thinking that he was REALLY a secret agent.


Could you reassured your beloved President please ?
Like this, we'll be able to continue our funny game.


Thx.

[Edited on 13-12-2002 by ultra_phoenix]



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 12:27 PM
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of course it's for fun
all imagination...of course....but you never know...i could REALLY have created something like this


lol that would be cool, my own personal special forces



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 12:29 PM
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hehe i'm not delusional, i'm just using this to help me think out ideas for things i've had (ok, so i've thought about taking over the world before :-D)


if ever you see somebody take over the world then tell me you used to be in ATS and maybe i'll give you something



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 01:25 PM
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Goodafternoon ladies and gentlemen, good evening ladies and gentlemen, good morning ladies and gentlemen, the president has ask that a couple of announcements be made, and I will take questions after the announcements. First is the President would like to wish everybody a happy Chriskwanzanacah, to all time zones. The second announcement is that the President will be going to Detroit, to participate in this years crackhead hunt.

The final announcement is that the President is very disturbed by some of the recent actions of his cabinet, and has therefore enacted a state of martial law, under the new homeland security guidelines, and has declared himself dictator of the United States. However, he will still be addressed as Mr. President, and not to do so is a punishble offense that carries an automatic death sentence.

He would also like to point out that ANY cabinet member acting without his expressed consent in any matter, will be strangled to death with their own intestines.

The president would also like to congratulate former President Jimmy Carter for winning the Nobel Peace Prize, and offer his sympathy to the Carters family. He wants the Carter family to know that he is doing everything in his power to locate the formewr president.

Ok, I will now field questions...



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 02:39 PM
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*thinks this may have something to do with him*



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 02:55 PM
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I will like to be head of intelligence..



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 02:59 PM
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I think we already have one...as far as i know the only post that is open is NBC sub-minster (part of my department)

control over all Weapons of Mass Destruction (nuclear, Biological, chemical) reporting directly to myself and from me to the president, outside of the military chain of command



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 03:42 PM
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Yes, I have one.......... Is President UP still addicted to crack, and will he fight the pending rape suit against him????????????????



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 04:55 PM
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Originally posted by All Seeing Eye
Yes, I have one.......... Is President UP still addicted to crack, and will he fight the pending rape suit against him????????????????


See WOS post. If you don't want to be strangled to death with your own intestines, don't ask me these kind of question anymore. NEVER !


Oh no, I can't do that. I'm NOt a dictator.I'm a democratic and elected President.

So, I briefed our Homeland Security Minister, MidnightMutilator, on many controversial subjects. Each time you have a controversial question, just ask him.

He's allowed to give you the good answers to your goods question. Just call him, and he'll give you a date.

Do NOT worry, Ninjaofthenight and his black berets can help you to find MM office if you don't know where is it.

Anybody else has a controversial question ?


El President, your democratic leader until the end of the times.


P.S : I would like to say thanks to our DEA director who gave me many good medications ! It helps me to take good decisions under stress situation.



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 05:05 PM
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Don't Worry Mr. President; Homeland Security will make sure no one harms you. We have already "silenced" about a dozen Arab Militants with extensive plans to execute you. We'll have total control over the Middle East by the middle of Jan....



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 05:13 PM
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Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh......What would I do without you, my dearfull Homeland Security Minister.


Are we still going hunting and fishing this Christmas ?



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 05:24 PM
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Why yes we are Mr. President, and it's your turn to pick where!
I'm going to see if I can beat my kill record of 75 from last year, those deer are tricky....



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 06:35 PM
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Yeah, you know, its British fox hunting American style. Instead of hunting a fox though from horseback, we hunt crackheads from motorcycles with swords! 75, eh MM? Really? Thats great. I once had a decapitation streak going, 23 heads I think before I had to spit someone!



posted on Dec, 13 2002 @ 08:33 PM
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Hmmmmm, sounds rather exciting Willie, maybe UP and me should try that this year for a change.



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