posted on Dec, 25 2002 @ 11:17 AM
Good job again Mr.President. If we kill all of our enemies, we will no longer have any and will live in peace. Ok, so, how the nuke pattern go?
Closest enemy to farthest, opposite, or random? For if we go closest first, leave Canada alone, we can scare them into submission after we nuke
Mexico and the carribean(except cuba, we need them cuban cigars). Then nuke South America, the major cities and places, not all of it.
Then for europe, the french will surrender before we even nuke Mexico, so don't nuke them. England can't win a war without our help, so if we go to
war with them, they will surrender. Then Italy, nuke the major places,(rome, vatican, so forth) then with germany, tell them the fourth reich is
here, they will follow. Then nuke anyone who doesn't surrender in europe. Then middle east, make alliance with Isreal, give them a bunch of top
tech weapons, send them out to distract towel heads while we bomb Iraq. Then Africa, except for Egypt and South Africa, it a bunch of little africans
going click click clockie nock, so give some lions steroids and gene therapy to becomne huge mosters and let them eat all the africans. Then Asia,
make a biological weapon that kills all asian men, let it lose in China, then all the asian women we want!(I have an asian fetsih) Then Japan,
threaten to nuke again, they surrender. Russia, posion their vodka and rum, they all die. Mongolia, tell them Russia is gonna invade, they attack,
drink the spoils they win, die from posion. the Koreans, nuke em. Vietnam and those poor countries, nuke em. Australia, make a treaty, after we
nuke New Zealand to show we will nuke anyone for the hell of it. Then Antartica, well, make treaties with the penguins.
Merry Christmas to All(if still alive) and to all, a drunken New Year!
P.S. if I left out any major countries, sorry, we must have lost you or ran out of nukes. Spain, well, you guys can hold a major running with the
bulls, the bulls trample, gorge, or MDK everyone.(Murder death kill, Demoliton Man with DENNIS LEARY!)