Hello, I'm a newbie, please don't kill me

Hi, I am from a small bog SW of Bristol (England) called clevedon, and I actively avoid those in conspiricies.

Thanks to MrEisenhower for showing me this place.

Hey, it's FreeKish

Welcome to ATS, enjoy your stay here.

Now pull up a seat and grab a beer, you could be here for a while

-M.E.

We don't kill new comers, that's for those who try to leave....

kill new members!! MrEisenhower what have you been telling him.

(that was ment to be a secret)

Anyways welcome to dinn...soz ATS..

im sure you will enjoy it here

if you need anu help please u2u me with any questions you may have....


ALso to help ATS please click on the google add once before you leave

See you around!!

BANG BANG... Welcome

*slowly begins to pull out knife*

Oh..hi! I didn't see you there.

Well, in the political forums, no promises.... There, it's either kill or be killed it seems, hehe....

Welcome, be sure to check out the tutorial threads for some great info on how to use the board features...

yup. we send T-101's after the deserters


or my flock of seagulls. id rather have the t-101. trust me

[Edited on 1-26-2004 by KrazyIvan]

Prepare the Sacrificial Alter Stone!

William,Sharpen the Ceremonial Knife!

We'll all be dining on fresh human heart in the Cosmic Forum tonight and the members can divide the entrails amoungst themselves.

Welcome and make yourself at home.

WOO HOO! HUMAN ENTRAILS! ill go get the BBQ sauce!

Welcome freekish...c'mon you can be my spotter...we'll blast these punks from miles away...

Hello, can't wait to meet you!

i remember that night. im the guy on the left. didnt put much of a fight. o well it was easier. most like to fight to the bitter end and that makes this job 1000 times harder

Sorry,

I think William needs to update the terms and conditions:

"thou shalt not tell the new members of the feast of n 0 0 b"



-M.E.

[Edited on 26-1-2004 by MrEisenhower]

i though that was one of terms

Welcome to the board Freekish,

Hope the others guys/gals didn't 'freeked' you up too much ! They're just kidding, we treat newbie well here, you can even get "adopted" by older members if you want to, so they can guide you and help you if you got question.

Enjoy your stay, and don't take what some of the others too seriously, sometime they're just looking to have fun lol...


[Edited on 26-1-2004 by m0rbid]

From : Cthulhu
Sent : 25 January 2004 09:20:23
To : Pisky
Subject : Sacrifices

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Pisky,

It has come to my attention that you have been somewhat lax in performing the sacrifices I require in order to return and rule the universe.

Since you are now a member of ATS, may I suggest that you use any relevant newbie as a sacrificial offering. Please note that I prefer young virgins, but short of that, almost any human sacrifice is acceptable. Should you find it necessary to offer me any monotheistic religious fundamentalists please ensure that they are garnished, since they are somewhat difficult to digest.

Yours,

Cthulhu





[Edited on 26-1-2004 by Pisky]