The time i almost got abducted by aliens [IF aliens are real]

Originally posted by SABOTWULF
man and I thought I had issues.

No I used to have issues thats why I said I used to think like that . But I used to also be a paranoid freak but I am now the cool, calm, sexy guy I never was

lol u guys thought i was gonna be abudcted by aliens? prolly didnt i had 2 much coffe 2 drink and i could not sleep so i decided 2 make this up though all the things i said about wat was happening were true ......and starwolf the guy with that purple wolf as a sig ur the one with the problems i can tell jus by looking at ur sig of that gay purple wolf

[Edited on 26-1-2004 by Chronic]

[Edited on 26-1-2004 by Chronic]

OMG so you were joking about the whole thing.
you really had us fooled there







not

I used to be paranoid like that, watching stuff like "x-files" and "the outer limits", even reading book about aliens made could make me scared of going to sleep for a few days. My all time record was when I watched an alien documentary marathon, I was affraid to go to sleep for three whole months, thats one quarter of a year affraid to sleep.

I've grown out of it now. However if they are real and they try to take me they better make sure I cant resist otherwise I'm gonna beat the crap out of them and they are the ones who are gonna be "ubducted" and they are the ones who are gonna get probed by scientists when I turn them over to the authorities (of course, I'll go to the media first to make sure the government does'nt cover it up)

Originally posted by beergoggles
do you hear a humming sound? kind of like a small fan running?

HELL YEAH!!!

I just been out all night at a pub in Melbourne and HOLY SHIOT!!! my ears are ringing like crazy.

Originally posted by Chronic
......and starwolf the guy with that purple wolf as a sig ur the one with the problems i can tell jus by looking at ur sig of that gay purple wolf

HaHaHa,I told my self I would'nt even bother looking at this thread again, but, as I am LMAO, " Look out, SABOTWOLF...."

Chronic, do you know who that gay purple wolf works for?

See if ya can find out. I can't tell you....

lol is he a mititary or gouverment guy ?

[Edited on 26-1-2004 by Chronic]

Originally posted by Journey
Chronic, do you know who that gay purple wolf works for?
See if ya can find out. I can't tell you....

Originally posted by Chronic
lol is he a mititary or gouverment guy ?

[Edited on 26-1-2004 by Chronic]

This thread has has proved more entertaining than ever anticipated! I have to admit, that was by far the best all-nighter I've pulled on ATS yet. And I have pulled many. Amazing what insomnia does for the night life.

well i dont think aliens were gonna abduct me maby my mind was so into it that it could of played tricks on me one things for sure ill never know wat really happend got 2 go shovel sum snow now dam its comin down hard

i dout saberwolf or watever his name is works for the gouverment or military

Originally posted by ADVISOR

Originally posted by Journey
Chronic, do you know who that gay purple wolf works for?
See if ya can find out. I can't tell you....

Originally posted by Chronic
lol is he a mititary or gouverment guy ?

[Edited on 26-1-2004 by Chronic]

This thread has has proved more entertaining than ever anticipated! I have to admit, that was by far the best all-nighter I've pulled on ATS yet. And I have pulled many. Amazing what insomnia does for the night life.

You should look at his first thread, see what happens tonight, this morning.

well 2nite no aliens comin

[Edited on 29-1-2004 by Chronic]

take laxatives before bed, that way if they try to probe ur ass..

dont got that sh it man im goin 2 bed 2nite im not stayin up
all night ill be sure to be lookin for any marks on my body
2morow mourning especially on my dic my most important part no aliens touchen my d i c

Did you make your tinfoil hat?

no thats from that stupid movie signs were that kid and that guy wore tin foil to protect them from sum mind control sh it

i must stress! take laxatives or else eat alot of peas. aliens dont like probing peas.o and you could try putting water around you bed and by the windows. aliens dont like water. but if its rianing ur safe from the Yu-Ioapoens but watch out for the analing ones

Don't sleep on your back

I think majority of alien abduction claims are made up for attention. Granted, some may be real, but only a few select cases. I dont think you have anything to worry about. But, if you are truly scared, as mentioned earlier, peanut butter would be a good idea. Its like a crucifix to vampires. Go slather peanut butter all over yourself and slap on a tin foil hat. U be aight.

i told u i was jus paraniod that day im sleep normaly now i dont put penut butter use tin foil all that sh it