Just in case you were worried you wouldn't get into heaven:
www.ticket2heaven.com...
The ticket costs $15, plus a $4.95 shipping and handling fee - which means the total cost is around 12.68. No faith commitment is required. As far
as the company is concerned, buyers are pledging to be true to their own faith. The company's website includes a disclaimer that absolves the
company of any responsibility to actually get you to heaven. It "makes no warranties or representations" as to whether there really is a heaven,
what it's like or how long it lasts.
There ya go, fixed it.
[Edited on 12-6-2002 by AF1]
[Edited on 12-6-2002 by AF1]