posted on Oct, 10 2007 @ 04:39 AM
This is for all of you people that are anti smoking, anti gun and pretty much just all for the governmental banning of anything YOU don't like.
Here is my list of 15 things that need to be banned.
15. Reality Television Shows -- Is there really ANYTHING more mind numbing and stupidity inducing than watching some "reality" show that is so far
from "real" as to be pathetic? It's a shame that most American's can't name 3 of the possible Presidential candidates yet 80% of them can tell
you anything you want to know about American Idol.
14. Perfume/Cologne -- Since you guys feel that smoking should be banned partly because of the inconsiderate types that want to smoke around you while
you eat and you can't stand the smell, I say BAN ALL COLOGNE AND PERFUME! Why? Because some morons feel the need to bathe in the crap and I always
seem to get stuck next to them anytime I am out in public. There's nothing better than eating a nice meal with a nose and mouthful of someone's
Joop.
13. Alcohol -- There's nothing like a night in the ER as the result of some idiot who feels the need to get loaded and go for a drive.
12. Professional Sports -- Not only does it lead to unnecessary death and injury, it also leads to mass yelling and screaming in many restaurants. Not
to mention a ton of spoiled men and women who are getting paid entirely too much for playing a kids game, yet, still find the time and need to piss
and moan about it. Oh yea, and also has a habit of creating the attitude in said players that they are above the law which leads to rape and dog
fighting.
11. Automobiles -- Can smoking even TOUCH the number of deaths and dismemberments that automobiles are responsible for? I think NOT!
10. Airbags -- It can save your life....or it can pop you in the face at the speed and force of a shotgun blast breaking your neck and face, crippling
and disfiguring you for life. Kind of like russian roulette.
9. People with contagious illnesses in public. -- That's right. My smoke may give you cancer (doubtful), well your coughing on me is much more likely
to make me sick. If you have a contagious illness, you should be fined and/or arrested for going out in public. How much LESS considerate can you
be?
8. Cell Phones -- Am I the ONLY one that can't stand a moron yapping into his/her phone every chance they get? HEY MORON!! Keep the conversation at
home and out of Publix. It really would be so much easier to get through that line in a timely manner if you were paying attention to the line instead
of your stupid cell phone. Not to mention, I'm fairly certain no one cares about your prostate exam. The only thing worse than some idiot CONSTANTLY
yapping on a cell phone is an idiot constantly yapping on a cell phone WHILE DRIVING A CAR!!
7. Tylenol -- The perfect product for you if you have a headache that just won't go away. That is as long as you don't accidentally take too many
within too short a span of time. Then that headache turns into a horribly painful death as a result of renal failure. And that is TRULY a thin
line.
6. Cabbage -- Because the smell when the garbage is cooking is HORRENDOUS!!! I find it difficult to eat for at least two days after accidentally
walking into a place where it is being cooked. Why should I have to suffer because you like the nasty mess?
5. Spandex clothing -- Is it really REALLY necessary for me to know every INCH of your body simply from the way your clothing becomes a second skin?
Not only do I not care to see your "bulge" or "camel toe", I have also noticed that most people that tend to squeeze themselves into this wonder
fabric seem to have chosen it a few sizes to small. Those rolls of fat on the back of your thigh rippling under that shiny pink pair of spandex pants
is not only sickening, it can also become distressingly hypnotic.
4. People from the Northeast United States -- "Yous" is not a freaking word. Also, when someone waits to hold the door open for you, the appropriate
response is THANK YOU "yous" rude jokers. And yes, this works both ways. If you see a lady (or guy for that matter) coming up behind you into the
Wal-Mart, stop and hold the door for them. We people in the south may have missed out on a lot of things, fortunately, politeness isn't one of
them.
3. Rap, Pop and Emo Music -- It's just terrible. That's reason enough.
2. Extreme PDA -- Bedrooms and homes are good for more than just sleeping. None of us really care to see you feeling up your guy/girl in the middle of
Target. Especially when it's to the point that you are basically 2 minutes from public sex.
1. Religion -- Sure, if they lock me and you up in a 3 x 3 room and I smoke non stop for 20 years, it MIGHT give you cancer or emphysema. However,
your religion could likely result in me being blown apart while visiting the local supermarket. Really, is ANYTHING responsible for more loss of human
life than religion? Not even counting the fights that don't ultimately result in death. Just think of how many conflicts could be avoided without the
groups arguing over who's invisible man/woman/men/women is the "right" one/ones.
There are plenty of us out here who absolutely HATE most of the above things and many of them can be quite harmful to people who don't even take part
in the activities. If they ban these smoking and guns for the simple fact that some of you out there don't like them and find them dangerous and
"wrong", then they might as well go ahead and try to make everyone happy. Eventually, there will be nothing left to fight about.
Jasn