posted on Oct, 5 2007 @ 12:07 PM
Is the world going Gender Crazy, should we all start wearing pink shirts and putting "product" in our hair!! WTF is this Metro-sexual nonsense?
Are the powers that be trying to remove our manliness, dumb us down and create a more peaceful population more interested in looking for cottages and
cruising along the beach.
I firmly believe that things have taken a nasty turn for the worst.
Now it's no longer just effecting men, everyday objects are becoming classified by there supposed gender: just like in French!
Freezer Bags - Male - They hold everything in but yet remain completely see through.
Photocopiers - Female - Once they are turned off it takes ages to warm them back up. Excellent reproductive device if used correctly, but push the
wrong button and you come very close to nuclear meltdown!
Tires - Male - They love the open road, go bold easily and are often over inflated.
Egg Timers - Female - Over time all of the weight travels to the bottom.
Hammers - Male - Hardly changed in 500 years and occasionally come in handy.
The Remote Control - Female - You thought this one was going to be a boy, didn't you? Consider this: it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push he just keeps trying!!
Now I'm sure in your own way you can see the gender of things around your abode, please feel free to add to the list - and please NO FRENCH!!
MonKey