posted on Sep, 24 2007 @ 01:33 PM
*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
*You ski uphill.
*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
*You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are
good in the sack."
*You answer the door before people knock.
*You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
*You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
*You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
*You lick your coffeepot clean.
*You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
*You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse
and you don't even work there.
*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
*Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's coffee."
*You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
*You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
*You can jump-start your car without cables.
*All your kids are named "Joe."
*Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
*You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
*You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
*When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty- three more, I'll have a cup."
*The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
*Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
[edit on 24-9-2007 by AccessDenied]