There's another thread here that's similar to this one, but instead of adding to that one I felt this needed it's own. See, flies are but a small
part of a much larger, more sinister plot. For centuries the insect agenda has been in motion, gradually gaining headway in it's scheme to take over
the planet and make mindless, bipedal zombie vehicles out of all of us. Many cases of "mind control" and "demon possession" have been proven to be
instances of
neuroinfestation by various insects.
You will not find this information in medical books. The insects have already infiltrated the
very skulls of the top scientists and doctors of
the world, who go through painstaking measures to make sure research into this area is deleted from all records, and any who dare to continue or even
mention it are mocked and ridiculed out of their positions, blacklisted forever.
Insect Neuroinfestation is a medical condition in which tiny insects, usually gnats (tse tse flies) actually penetrate the orifices of the
body, working their way into the brain of the victim. The body has natural defenses against this kind of attack, but occasionally, under extreme
circumstances, an insect can survive inside the skull of an otherwise healthy human long enough to
take control of the person's motor
functions for a short period of time, making them do things like leave dirty dishes in the sink, letting garbage pile up or refusing to give grants
for research into anything related. The activities a host body is made to perform depend on a.) their "rank" in society, as perceived by the insect,
and b.) the insect own "rank" in the bug world. That is how they determine what it is they want you to do. For most average folk, the worse thing
one might expect to happen is to wake up naked on the roof of their house sitting on a throne of their own dung. Though in extreme circumstances
humans have been used as unknowing assassins, driving their vehicles down the road one minute, then used as a vehicle of doom as they suddenly swerve,
taking out a whole crosswalk full of children that the bug overlords knew would one day grow up to figure out what was happening.
So, next time you hear that annoying little high pitched buzz
right in your ear and swat it away only to see an annoying little blur
right
in your eye and flail your arms madly only to have the annoying buzz
RIGHT BACK IN YOUR EAR you'll realize why your reflexes move so
instinctively and wildly, regardless of how silly you might look.
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You would be alarmed if you knew how much time I've spent on this subject BEFORE sitting down to type this. I've even written a song about it:
Bugs
I hate Bugs
They get right in your face
They think they own the place
They’re swimming in your beer
You’re one of them, my dear
Bugs
My rant’s winding down
Bugs drive me around
They’re in my head
My brain is dead
My face it wears a frown
They got in through my ear
That was my worst fear
There’s ten of them in here
They make my choices
I hear voices
Bugs are gonna take control of you
Bugs
(you can hear it if you check the 'AFS' link in my profile)[/shameless plug]
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[edit on 22/9/2007 by Mirthful Me]