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The Insect Agenda

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posted on Sep, 22 2007 @ 01:04 PM
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There's another thread here that's similar to this one, but instead of adding to that one I felt this needed it's own. See, flies are but a small part of a much larger, more sinister plot. For centuries the insect agenda has been in motion, gradually gaining headway in it's scheme to take over the planet and make mindless, bipedal zombie vehicles out of all of us. Many cases of "mind control" and "demon possession" have been proven to be instances of
neuroinfestation by various insects.

You will not find this information in medical books. The insects have already infiltrated the very skulls of the top scientists and doctors of the world, who go through painstaking measures to make sure research into this area is deleted from all records, and any who dare to continue or even mention it are mocked and ridiculed out of their positions, blacklisted forever.

Insect Neuroinfestation is a medical condition in which tiny insects, usually gnats (tse tse flies) actually penetrate the orifices of the body, working their way into the brain of the victim. The body has natural defenses against this kind of attack, but occasionally, under extreme circumstances, an insect can survive inside the skull of an otherwise healthy human long enough to take control of the person's motor functions for a short period of time, making them do things like leave dirty dishes in the sink, letting garbage pile up or refusing to give grants for research into anything related. The activities a host body is made to perform depend on a.) their "rank" in society, as perceived by the insect, and b.) the insect own "rank" in the bug world. That is how they determine what it is they want you to do. For most average folk, the worse thing one might expect to happen is to wake up naked on the roof of their house sitting on a throne of their own dung. Though in extreme circumstances humans have been used as unknowing assassins, driving their vehicles down the road one minute, then used as a vehicle of doom as they suddenly swerve, taking out a whole crosswalk full of children that the bug overlords knew would one day grow up to figure out what was happening.

So, next time you hear that annoying little high pitched buzz right in your ear and swat it away only to see an annoying little blur right in your eye and flail your arms madly only to have the annoying buzz RIGHT BACK IN YOUR EAR you'll realize why your reflexes move so instinctively and wildly, regardless of how silly you might look.

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You would be alarmed if you knew how much time I've spent on this subject BEFORE sitting down to type this. I've even written a song about it:


Bugs
I hate Bugs
They get right in your face
They think they own the place
They’re swimming in your beer
You’re one of them, my dear
Bugs
My rant’s winding down
Bugs drive me around
They’re in my head
My brain is dead
My face it wears a frown
They got in through my ear
That was my worst fear
There’s ten of them in here
They make my choices
I hear voices
Bugs are gonna take control of you
Bugs


(you can hear it if you check the 'AFS' link in my profile)[/shameless plug]

Mod Edit: All Caps – Please Review This Link.


[edit on 22/9/2007 by Mirthful Me]




posted on Sep, 24 2007 @ 05:11 PM
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Hmm, I can't believe not one of the 40-something people that viewed this post didn't have a comment to make, even if only to tell me I'm full of crap. Obviously, the bugs have gotten to you first. I fear the situation is worse than I thought. Now I have to trawl through every post and try to figure out when it happened. It's a shame that ATS has been compromised, but now I can understand why some people here post the things they do. Who knows how many of the bizarre things being posted are just misinformation, codes or "trigger" messages - to serve the bug agenda? Anyhow I'm bumping this back up; I think there may be a few people left who don't have heads full of bugs.



posted on Sep, 24 2007 @ 06:23 PM
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Ok. I'll bite (pun intended). Just one question -- ARE YOU FOR REAL??



posted on Sep, 24 2007 @ 10:58 PM
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I, myself, am for real. The crap I'm talking is another question entirely.



posted on Sep, 25 2007 @ 08:24 PM
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Oh, I'm with ya T. Just the other night I poured a glass of cold tea and went to the back door to sit on the deck and watch the sun set. Hundreds of mosquitos were buzzing out there. I stood, hand on the door knob just watching and I noticed that they weren't all over the deck, just right at the door. The buzzing was loud enough I could hear it through the door. As I strained to listen, I could finally make out what they were saying. "She's gotta come out some time. Mwuuhahahahaha".



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