posted on Sep, 18 2007 @ 08:41 PM
You! Yes, you! Colbert! The one with his own humorous and vaguely news-like show on Comedy Central. I'm talking to you. Yes, you, buddy!
I'm on to you, man. I caught you.
You are a member of ATS. I don't know which one, but I know you are either a member incognito, or you regularly read the boards as a guest.
I know this. I don't just believe it. I know it.
How do I know this, you ask? Because on last night's broadcast you said something that was almost word for word something I'd read on the boards
myself yesterday. I wish I could remember exactly what it was, or whose post it was, but I can't, because I've been busy doing my job as the voice
of reason and reading all sorts of crazy stuff over on ATS all day long and it went out of my head, buried under a pile of chemtrails, Shadow People,
microwave torture, cities on the moon, and absurd fears of evolution.
Not only that, but you have a quote in my sig! Dude, if you aren't on the boards, what are you doing in my signature? Oh, wait. I put that there
because it was the funniest thing you've ever said.
But that doesn't mean you aren't on the boards, Colbert. I'm watching you.
And I know you're watching us.
(BTW, love your show, man.