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Good penguin lovers of the United States. If you choose not to elect me retribution will be swift. Opec is my hunny. I control the world's oil and chocolate supply. Most of you are far too overweight to ride a bicycle a mile let alone 10 miles to work. Upon being elected your new supreme leader, we will begin constructing a giant death ray. Then you, who will be my slave people, will point it toward Europe. I never did care for white meat. I am running on the Democratic Ticket. Uhh, that was kinda implied.
Originally posted by intelgurl
I'm also happy to report that Glossy News has discovered that a penguin is running in the US presidential elections and has chosen Al Gore as a running mate.
Originally posted by Valhall
I wish people like this could be arrested for writing this type crap.
I also wish I could bitch-slap who ever wrote this article.
I also wish I could official take the username thinker away from this poster if he, in fact, buys this garbage.