posted on Oct, 12 2007 @ 05:47 AM
Oh my God, you guys crack me up, I laughed so hard I peed my pants. No wait, that was just a recurring dream I keep having. Mmmm. Ooops sorry, where
was I? I had a friend who was a girl, but I thought she would make a good girlfriend, as she also had this amazing talent with the tongue of many
delights. They called her lizard. Alas, she was as straight as an arrow, and wondered why I kept urging her to have another drink. You know what they
say about every woman being two drinks away from a lesbian experience? Damn teetotalers.
Whaaa, I have a serious suggestion now for your digital disobedience dilemma. I believe that your digits are breaking out after many years of
repression. The only solution is to let them loose on the world, until they exhaust their pent up frustration. I suggest a nunnery, they are kind and
understanding women after all; they should hopefully help you with your problem
You know, SCP, you shouldn't feel guilty for eating that chicken, after all, if we weren't meant to eat animals, they wouldn't be made of meat.
I'm looking forward to the many ways these clever geneticists will find to enhance our eating experiences in the future. Just imagine an egg laying
chicken that can grow back its limbs rapidly, and tastes just like bacon. What a useful animal that would be.
Oh, and why this concern about hackers?
[edit on 12-10-2007 by BooBabe]