Mirthful Me's Predictions Thread... The Might Even Be Right...

Seeing that everyone is in on the prediction wagon, I thought i would go ahead and make some predictions from time to time... Just to see how one wino monkey stands up to all the "gifted people."

I'll refrain from editing my prediction posts to ensure authenticity.

My first round of predictions after serious drinking... Errr... Introspection and meditation:

There will be NO attack on the U.S. on 9/11/2007... Or 9/14/2007 for that matter.

Iran will not be attacked before the end of the year.

George Bush will leave office on January 20th, 2009.

More to come, we'll see how my short term predictions pan out.

Wow, these are pretty outrageous predictions!

Are you sure you want to go that far out a limb?

Well I guess you're comfortable going out on tree limbs since you're a monkey and all

I may not be reckless...

But let's see if I'm right.

Originally posted by Mirthful Me
I may not be reckless...

For ATS those are pretty reckless.

You'd be much safer saying that by January 2009 we'll all be saying "Heil Bush! Mein Führer!" and that the world is going to end in December 2012.

Yeah, MM! Predictions I can actually get behind!

I predict that this week, Saturday will follow Friday and precede Sunday!

Hey, this prophesizing is fun!

reply to post by MajorMalfunction


Especially when you are right! I see a 1-900 number in my future.



Mystical Monkeys, not just for predicting the sun will rise anymore...

THIS is my prediction about UBL - and April 2008.

Do you have a prediction about UBL??

reply to post by FlyersFan


I sure do... He's going to be in more videos, more than MTV is going to play. What I'd like to see, is a reality show on MTV with UBL; kind of a terrorist cave dweller meets Britney Spears drama with all the "roomies" getting steadily whacked by laser guided bombs an 1,000 metre sniper shots... That's entertainment.

But seriously, UBL will remain unaccounted for during the remainder of the Bush presidency.

Musharraf will be ousted from office by the end of Ramadan (2008).

Originally posted by Mirthful Me
reply to post by FlyersFan

 

But seriously, UBL will remain unaccounted for during the remainder of the Bush presidency.

Of course he will they wont discover him until its moving day and they will find him in the basement.

I predict I'm going to have dinner tonight, sometime between 6 and 9 p.m.!

Originally posted by Mirthful Me
Seeing that everyone is in on the prediction wagon, I thought i would go ahead and make some predictions from time to time... Just to see how one wino monkey stands up to all the "gifted people."

I'll refrain from editing my prediction posts to ensure authenticity.

George Bush will leave office on January 20th, 2009.

More to come, we'll see how my short term predictions pan out.

Sure about that one Mirth? lol

reply to post by Leyla


Absolutely... That one you can take to the bank. Let's see how my 9/11 and 9/14 predictions turn out... Looks like I'm one for one right now with just about eight (depending on time zone) hours to go.

That's a Hell of a lot better than most prediction threads around here.

LOL, I knew a thread like this was going to pop up someday.

Let's see...

tommorrow I will be yelled at by my teacher for being in the bathroom too long. Then I will stay afterschool for talking back to the V.P although I did so in another language ( ) Finally I will be almost run over by another careless drunk driver on his phone.

Kinda far out but Im going to take a chance

[edit on 11-9-2007 by Falken]

reply to post by Falken


Hey, why not? I'm shooting for batting average, and yes, I'm bucking some serious trends in thinking (at least around here). Next time some ridiculous prediction thread starts making the rounds, I'll be able to point to a longstanding tradition of correct predictions... In sports parlance...

SCOREBOARD!

Yeah, I know... It won't matter, but at least those of us that have one correct prediction can find comfort and solace in this thread.

woo hoo! MM is the official BTS prophet. Can I be the under-prophet?

reply to post by MajorMalfunction


Absolutely! The more the merrier... There's plenty of death and taxes to be scryed... Predict away!

Mystic Monkeys, not just for that prediction of the obvious anymore...

All hail the Under Prophet!!!

Oh, wait, where was I?

Yeah, I'm going 'way out on a limb here, but, here goes ...

I predict that tomorrow the mods of the 9/11 forum are going to have their hands full.

(How's that for predicting the obvious?)

Oh, wait! I'm a day behind. I meant TODAY. TODAY the mods are going to have their hands full. Or were having their hands full. Or had or something.

Predicting from hindsight is always 20/20!

[edit on 11-9-2007 by MajorMalfunction]

The big nada...

The 14th will be sans nuclear detonation, al Qaeda attacks in the U.S. and Europe, or anything meaningful from Britney Spears.

I beg to differ, over-prophet. I predict that today I will have a headache.

It's already started. Hardly nada. :shk:

Originally posted by Mirthful Me
The 14th will be sans nuclear detonation,

What about the sun?

As for a prediction, though I hope it won't be the case, in 50 years physicists will still be saying nuclear fusion is about 50 years away.