When is the "F" Word acceptable?

THE "F" WORD:

When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F"
word has been considered acceptable for use. They are
as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing
mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

lol funny, the michaelangelo one was good

You will love this audio clip on the origin of the F word.

www.greatguy.com...

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

I almost fell outta my #$*@ing chair. Man that was great.

[Edited on 1/22/2004 by nyeff]

Captain of the Hindenburg.(sp?)

Who the &%$# said you could smoke in here?

"# This"
-God, during the Great Flood.

"# you"

~God durring the dark ages.

What the # did I drink?-Socrates

I told you...no #ing apples!!!-God to Adam and Eve

Where the # am I?-Columbus, upon "discovering" America

What the # does that light mean?-Astronauts aboard the Challenger Shuttle's last flight....

LMAO

Gazrock that last one was really wrong!!! but hilarious non the less!!!

Originally posted by dreamrebel
You will love this audio clip on the origin of the F word.

www.greatguy.com...

That is the most funniest thing I have ever heard.

LMFAO

why the @#$% did they tell their parents now?
Micheal Jackson, 2004

A man walks into an art gallery and is mesmorized by an unusual painting. The painting depicts a lake scene with fish jumping out of the water and a lot of nude Native Americans. For some reason the fish all have halos above them and the natives are rather promiscuos.
The man asks the caretaker what the painting is and the caretaker replies, "Custer's Last Stand."
"Whaddaya mean?" the man replies.
Its a view of his last thoughts, "Holy mackeral, where did all these #ing indians come from?!"

My two red cents.

This an old post and Ive never read it.

LMAO!! Great stuff.

"How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

Did f*ck really exist back than?

Originally posted by silQ
"How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

Did f*ck really exist back than?

Who gives a #....

Fornicates Under Carnal Knowledge
Everyone uses this word for whatever the # they want.

"Where the $%&@ am I? And what the $%@# is with these raisins?"

-Mohammed Atta, Sept. 12, 2001.

By 1877 General Custer had been pushing up daisies for at least six months. The Battle of the Little Bighorn River was June 25th 1876........could that have been an echo?? .....just wondering......

I enjoyed your post.

that was great stuff. thanx for the laugh