God got it backwards.

Sorry this is a humorous post. I just thought it to be funny when I thought about it and wanted to share it with you.

When God created man he made a
mistake in the order of life. Think about it. Your
born, you work your ass off and as your retiring bonus
you die. Everyone should pray with me to show God
where he went wrong.

As it stands now. We are carried for nine months
thrown into the world unprepared for what is to happen
to us. We go to school eighter striving for an
education or pissing it all away. Soon childhood
passes away to quickly youth is spent and mishandled.
Now your forced to choose College or the work force.
Eighter way it isn't pleasant. You can't enjoy life
because your aways having to make ends meet. So many
paths to take good or bad. So now you have to find a
mate this is another one of those non-pleasant issues
unless your really lucky. Spit out a few kids that
suck the remaining life out of you. Probally divorse
and live out a mid-life crisis till your to old to
deal with it. You finally retire to find Social
Securiy is not there. Now your old and feeble, losing
your mind in a decaying body. Your kids dispose of you
in a nursing home where you are left alone and with no
hopes or dreams. Depressing isn't it.


I propose that we ask God to reverse the order.

First you start off in a Elderly home. Your already
there with your life mate. You stay there till your
both too healthy to be there. Collect your retirement,
Social Security, and sit back for a while. Now your
younger and full of life. Adopt your children from the
Elderly home, you can actually choose how f****** up
you children will be. Join the workforce. Provide for
your family watch your children grow young live and
love your wife. Now work away till your 20's. Seperate
from your spouse or carry on. Then party, drink,
fornicate, and what ever else your heart desires like
there is no tommorrow. Go to High School and repeat
the previous agenda. Now your in Middle school
previous agenda is optional. Now your a kid again,
play hard and live life. No worries, no hassle, and no
bills, just live your days as you wish. Now for you
men this solves the problem of sexually challenge
virgins that never got laid in your whole life. For
women this might be unpleasant unless you swing this
way. You get to spend Nine months in a woman's ****
till the big Orgasm. Hell what a way to go.

Womb is not a dirty word.



Actually I thought the post was going to be about another god backwards issue, like this:

Q. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A. Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Womb is not a dirty word.

Actually I thought the post was going to be about another god backwards issue, like this:

Q. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A. Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

I was always under the impression that an agnostic thinker was one who felt that since you could not answer the question (whether there is a god), then there is no need to bother answering it. I might be wrong.

In any case, for the people who are going to pray to god. Why dont you take that time and energy that you were going to use to complain to him, and enjoy it. Go do what you need to do to make it in life and don't dwell on your hardships. It is a waste of time. Waste your childhood. Work your adult life away.

God didn't get anything backwards, you stupid ass hole.
You are given the choice of what you want to do with your life.
God doesn't force you to live the way you described
human life. You just believe in the the standards set by society.
Don't blame God for your #y life.

Originally posted by Seapeople

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Womb is not a dirty word.

Actually I thought the post was going to be about another god backwards issue, like this:

Q. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A. Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

I was always under the impression that an agnostic thinker was one who felt that since you could not answer the question (whether there is a god), then there is no need to bother answering it. I might be wrong.

In any case, for the people who are going to pray to god. Why dont you take that time and energy that you were going to use to complain to him, and enjoy it. Go do what you need to do to make it in life and don't dwell on your hardships. It is a waste of time. Waste your childhood. Work your adult life away.

I think Darrow summed up agnostic rather well: "I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure -- that is all agnosticism means."

and jabb, I thought the man said this was a humorous post? I sense hostility.

oh man! just enjoy the life, like Kevin Spacey said in American Beauty, be thankful for every little thing in your stupid little life!

I didn't find it humorous at all, juan bond.

So go # yourself.

Come on people, whats with the remarks. I take it some of you are gluttons for punishment?

The foulness, why?

Originally posted by jabb
I didn't find it humorous at all, juan bond.

So go # yourself.

Wow, that sounds pretty Christian-like, especially the go fu�k yourself part. Humor is humor, it is to be taken as such. If you feel offended, there are more civilized ways to deal with it.

[Edited on 25-1-2004 by kaoszero]

I apologise for any offensive language i used in previous posts.

But what was said about God was not funny and it offended me.

I probably could have left out a few choice words, but like i said, i was offended, and see no differance in the way i was offended and the way you guys were offended.

But, i know that what i said was not very christian like (its not like vonz's post was christianlike either), and apologise to you and God.

Life is not bad, only if our sin allows it to be bad. Iif you live by faith
with God, you will never be depressed, scared, lonely ect..


Also this mans life is not crap. every one of you guys are worth more than all the gold in the world to God, look at the joy in his creatures and you will
learn to live this joy nomatter what is wrong.


And the thing that makes life hard as you speak of is the certain economic system you live in. That which God has no control over because of mans way of running things.


Peace.

Yes, Truth has it exactly right.
That what i meant, in a way, and is what i should have said.

That was funny, I'm convinced God has a sense of humor and it's not always pleasant

[Edited on 29-1-2004 by Niclas]