BTS is the real 'Way Above Above Top Secret

Some people over on the Big Brother of BTS claim that BTS is 'low rent' and that they don't even venture over here.

Well, I'm sick of this.

I think that BTS is WAY above Above Top Secret.

Think about it:
ATS:
o Wears tinfoil hats
o Talk of Myths,
o Fringe science, Cryptozoology,
o Flying Spaghetti Monsters,
o Users are old and wrinkly
o Avatars are...well...(yawn)

BTS:
o Users wear sensible hats,
make their own hats out of animal hides
in the Survival forum
o News you can use, all real, all the time.
o Typical user is young and shiny
o Our Avatars Rule!

I think we should rise up and take over ATS! I wanna see them hiding under the copier crying their eyes out.




















(Mods: thinly disguised take off on the 'Coke Zero commercial' and new coke wanting to sue regular coke. Thus, it's a joke, people. Don't ban me for plagiarizing their idea, sob, whimper )


[edit on 9-9-2007 by Badge01]

Originally posted by Badge01

o Users are old and wrinkly

Haha, good one, and probably true to.

cool haha nice thread and our avatars are rocking more
+ we can talk about everyday problems and opinions not just the conspiracies

Hold on a minute! I spend most of my time on BTS and I'm old and getting wrinkly.

Ageist scum!

Don't forget you got a FSM ava too MM LOL

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I was just going to add that...And hey my avatar does rock...not tootin' my own horn or nothin'

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True, true. I guess you're only as young as your avatar makes you out to be.

Awww what's wrong with flying spaghetti monsters?

I hadn't been "down here" in quite some time and forgot how much I enjoyed it. Truth be known, there's nothing to talk about up above anyway and I just get into trouble there.

Now if you want to talk about flying spaghetti monsters I think it would go over big up above as the more ridiculous the premise the more flags and stars.

And they call this BTS... :shk:

I'm with you Badge!

My tinfoil hat works pretty good in BTS too!

There's various ways to look at it...

I've always equated ATS/BTS to that most hallowed of hairstyles... The mullet...

ATS is the business in the front, and BTS is the party in the rear... I know, the really bright amongst you are saying "but Uncle Mirth, what about AP?"

Above Politics is like that stray ear hair... You know, kind of halfway between the business, and the party and is probably what will keep you from scoring with that really hot chick (well, tell yourself it was the ear hair, it will be easier on your ego). AP is just like ear hair, you know it's there, but damn if you can manage to see it.

For more mulletlicious fun, I suggest this presentation.

*WARNING* If you belong to any of the mullet demographics and are intelligent enough to be offended... Please do not view the presentation.


[edit on 11/9/2007 by Mirthful Me]

Originally posted by whaaa
My tinfoil hat works pretty good in BTS too!

I just invert mine and use it to hold the Popcorn!



Gotta give Hill credit for the road version:

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PTS is ear hair

What's 'stray ear hair'?

Wait...isn't that something that ROGs get?

Hmm. OK, got it; whoa, Hair-in-Ear

BTS Sucks!

That's why Mirthful sends a good number of my threads here to certain doom.


He hates me....that's the only logical explanation why he punishes me by making me come to BTS sometimes.


Jasn

my first post on BTS!

Hopefully less trolling, but i doubt it...

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Aw Simi, you know we love ya here...Gotta have someone to hate...hehehe J/K

You know you're my bud...

I LOVE BTS! I've spent ALOT of time in BTS, and have made alot of good friends here.
It took me along time to venture in to BTS. I was an ATS only guy at first. I don't remember why I came to BTS the first time, but I got hooked very quickly!