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Your best defense against a grey.

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posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 07:36 PM
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So you sneak up behind a lone grey, he stands there, seemingly lost. He suddenly detected you and turns around, before he uses his mind-control techniques, what will you do?

1. RUN LIKE HELL.
2. Butt-. it.
3. Think of your most grossest thoughts to gross him out.
4. Pull out your glock and blows his brain out.
5. Make friends with him.




posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 07:45 PM
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If your the won who snook up on him, wouldn't that make you the attacker and not the defender? Just seems your title is a bit misleading...

Personally, I would show him the sign and say, "ET phone home?". Actually, I don't really know what I would do, ask him if he's lost? That is if he is "seemingly lost" as you describe. Or, maybe I should ask "ET need to phone home?".

lol So, I guess I would go with 5. Make friends with him. That is unleash he responds violently after one of the above comments, then I would go with a 1 or a 2 or a combination of both.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 07:56 PM
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Something close to number 2 - I would get the grey in a nice and tight .lock, drop him to the ground and get him in a good grapple. Then, I'd likely set him up for a small package or maybe a piledriver.

Can't mind control me while I'm pounding the snot out of 'im. Plus, I get mindless when I wrestle, so he'd have nothing to control



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 08:04 PM
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Install an extra butt-hole, that way he will get confused when it comes to probing time, have a hissy fit and go mutilate some cattle instead.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 08:06 PM
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First thing I'd do is whip out my camera and take like a million pictures.
no chance I'd be letting that shot get away!
even if it would just be to post it here so you can all scream cgi..
THEN I may or may not run like hell, depends what he does first.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 08:12 PM
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So many troll posts its not even funny...



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 08:58 PM
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Originally posted by JimmyBlonde
Install an extra butt-hole,


ROFL

What is it with these aliens and probing? You fly 100 million light years just to stick a probe in some guys bum? Wow that was a great trip dad can we go home now?



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 09:03 PM
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I always like to keep reptilian close on hand for they fear them.

What would a lab rat say to another lab rat about fighting humans…you get the picture?.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 09:10 PM
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ROFL

What is it with these aliens and probing? You fly 100 million light years just to stick a probe in some guys bum? Wow that was a great trip dad can we go home now?


Yet they DO probe.

We have things they want...

Like cows have milk we want, unfortunately in that way...


Mano-a-mano, human fighting a grey is like gorilla fighting human, those weak alien are nothing physically. I'm getting pissed thinking about their secretive an manipulative ways that's why I made this thread.





posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 09:24 PM
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I'll stick with the old duck and cover.





posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 09:42 PM
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Hahahahah, about a week ago I saw that exact drawing in a school textbook in Geography, we were finding out what to do in an Earthquake.


Anyways, I would make friends with it then have a rid in its spaceship.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 10:00 PM
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Personally I'd go with option #6, poke it in the eyes. They are a massive target, and I think debilitating a gray with one finger has a certain appeal to it.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 10:01 PM
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I would try to ask him some little questions.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 10:02 PM
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I would do 5, then i would proceed to do 4.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 10:14 PM
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#6 ask him what hood hes from to confuse and startle him before he realizes hes surrounded and its a long run back to his star system then wed jack his ship take it to a pawn shop



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 10:17 PM
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I would choose #4, those Grey scumbags are trying to take over our planet. they will not succeed.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 10:36 PM
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Noone knows exactly what they're capable of, but they sure know what we can do.
I'd treat it like anyone else else, and Chuck Liddell it.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 10:56 PM
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Originally posted by Meatclown
I would do 5, then i would proceed to do 4.



LOL! I think it will see through you. Those things are devious, and much cunning so proceed with caution.

I wonder what Chuck Norris would do in such situation...



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 11:02 PM
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Originally posted by chickeneater

I wonder what Chuck Norris would do in such situation...



Roundhouse, punch, block, roundhouse, roundhouse, roundhouse, roundhouse.



posted on Sep, 6 2007 @ 11:54 PM
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Always keep someone with you who you know to be a slower runner.



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