posted on Sep, 2 2007 @ 11:36 PM
It is possible that the GIANT OVEN will create tiny AWESOMES. To address this and other concerns, CERN performed a study to investigate whether such
dangerous events as AWESOMENESS, HOLY # AWESOME, or REALLY AWESOME could occur. The report concluded, "We find no basis for any conceivable
AWESOMENESS." If REALLY COOL AWESOMES are produced, they are expected to evaporate almost immediately via AWESOME LASERS. This claim has been
disputed; the existence of AWESOME LASERS has not been experimentally observed, and in academia there is some question, albeit among a minority of
scientists, of whether the AWESOME LASER theory is correct.
Despite these concerns, a strong argument for the safety of AWESOME OVENS such a REALLY HUGE OVEN comes from the simple fact that GIANT EXPLODING
METEORS hitting earth generate higher energy events than the REALLY AWESOME OVEN, obviously without causing catastrophes.
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NOW I FOUND THE INTERNET
NOW I FOUND THE INTERNET OOPS I PUT IT AGAIN BECAUSE I SUCK
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[edit on 3/9/2007 by Umbrax]