"The First Device"

Are you a victim of unwarranted night-time visitations by pesky and uninvited "alien devices" and probes?

I know up until tonight, it's only been those pesky Grey's staring at me while I sleep.

All that changed this evening. And I have verifiable PROOF that will soon follow!

This strange object in the video is known in the UFO and Scientific community as "The First Device". The following is another ATSer's drawing of said device from her own personal encounter.




Thanks, Condolezza - for your eye opening account here in the UFO forums of ATS :
"I was Visited..."

Apparently "The First Device" not only looks like a virus, but propagates itself like one as well, hunting down the skeptical and appearing suddenly in the late and early hours of the morning when the debunker least expects it.

While it is not harmful or aggressive, it can be a bit of a shock to the system.

For those of you with nervous temperments, heart conditions and irrational alien phobias, I stongly suggest you refrain from watching the video to follow.

It sure scared the beejeezus out of me!

I'm hoping to find others who have experienced similar encounters, and have some sort of photographic evidence and/or video to share with us here on the board.

Anyone else encountered "The First Device?"





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OH MY GOD!!




Be careful out there, GE. :shk:

OMG! LOVE IT!

I have heeded GE's warning and have taken all the tinfoil in my house and locked it up in the Faraday Cage.

I've also turned on all the microwaves but left the doors open so that any stray 'devices' are nuked in their tracks.

I think it would be prudent to lay in a good supply of corks (just in case).

Wait a second...



Now you can't deny the proof

Oh my God.....STOP!!!!

Enjoies - That is indeed an AFFIRMATIVE.

Further photographic evidence :

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Just out of curiousity - are the corks used to diable "The First Device" in any way or are they for some other preventative purpose?

Seriously - I'm kinda worried "The First Device" might come back when I've just gotten out of the shower with it's recording counterpart "The Second Device".

I'm so like TOTALLY SERIOUS HERE PEOPLE!

Why isn't anyone taking me SERIOUSLY???

Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
Why isn't anyone taking me SERIOUSLY???

Perhaps because your post is in the Jokes, Puns, & Pranks forum...

Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
Why isn't anyone taking me SERIOUSLY???

I think you are like totally serious! You even posted a picture saying you were serious!!

Dude. I am so completely not even kidding about this.

GE, I like so TOTALLY believe you.Why I saw one just yesterday!

Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
Dude. I am so completely not even kidding about this.

(puts on cheerleader outfit)

Awesome, oh wow! Like, totally freak me out! I mean, right on! GE sure is number one!

(Front handspring step out, round-off backhandspring step-out, round-off back handspring, full-twisting layout. Waves pom-poms)

You GO girl.

People of Earth. I take full responsibility for The First Device. Our instructor in shop class told us to design something new, and I was bored. However, there is now The First Device Mk II. Your pathetic cork cure won't stop this one. And soon, there will be an entirely NEW series of devices coming out on the market. I've made MILLIONS off these shop projects.

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OMG! OMG! OMG!



"The First Device" STRIKES AGAIN!

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OMG is there ANYONE who could help me tell my story????lol

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Man, this is one time I really wish NO ONE would step up to the plate...

I liked the video, that was pretty neat.

Never know when one of those things will pop up I guess.

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Ya know, it's when one of these little 'devices' shows up that I start to worry!



I'm just sayin'...



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OH
MY
GOD



Is this a sign that the petroleum companies are involved in all this as well?

There's no backing out now girls! We're into too deep!