Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!, page 5

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:01 PM

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I had the strangest dream last night. Suddenly I woke up feeling the strangest sensation..... I shot straight up, turn on the light, and there standing before me was John Lear in a 1950's prom dress and a tin hat..........what was in that last cocktail

vox2442

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:04 PM

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It`s OK, it happens to every guy once in a while....

JacKatMtn

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:05 PM

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"I got no time to waste...

...at my age it doesn't matter...

...pull up the DEPEND'S, sprinkle a little aqua velva,

at the club all night, with no interruptions,

It's go time BABY!!! "

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vox2442

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:11 PM

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...an the Rabbi says: "I don`t know, but if you help me find my keys, we can drive out".

smarteye

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:14 PM

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wisefoolishness

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:14 PM

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"What in the world does 'ATS" stand for? It seems familiar, but i just cant put my finger on it..."

Simon_Boudreaux

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:16 PM

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Dave: Look Springer, I didn't say you did it. I said I was gonna blame you for it.

Tiloke

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:17 PM

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wisefoolishness

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:18 PM

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"Get this, the guy says...oh crap. It seems ive had one too many drinks and have forgotten the pucnhline of the joke that I am talking abot."

Cuhail

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:23 PM

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Dave: "So, yeah, it wasn't until I was about halfway through the interview with the major networks there, when they realized you weren't Jerry Springer. After that...."

Cuhail

starwatcher1

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:25 PM

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Ok, now pick a number between one and three, close your eyes, hold your breath, I promise this will only hurt for a minute

kleverone

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:31 PM

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thedigirati

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:34 PM

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Dave: No really I got two Chad drones working in the Haiti video

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Dave: thats the second time John Lear has asked me up to his room to see tin foil hat sketches

thehumbleone

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:40 PM

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Springer: "Goddammit Dave, for the last time, I don't want to smell your finger!"

thedigirati

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:41 PM

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Dave: so after I was Probed, YOU get a headache?

thehumbleone

posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:42 PM

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Springer: "I think I'm gonna need a hip replacement."