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Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

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posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:01 PM
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I had the strangest dream last night. Suddenly I woke up feeling the strangest sensation..... I shot straight up, turn on the light, and there standing before me was John Lear in a 1950's prom dress and a tin hat..........what was in that last cocktail




posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:04 PM
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It`s OK, it happens to every guy once in a while....



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:05 PM
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"I got no time to waste...

...at my age it doesn't matter...

...pull up the DEPEND'S, sprinkle a little aqua velva,

at the club all night, with no interruptions,

It's go time BABY!!! "

[edit on 2007/8/29 by JacKatMtn]



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:11 PM
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...an the Rabbi says: "I don`t know, but if you help me find my keys, we can drive out".



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:14 PM
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posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:14 PM
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"What in the world does 'ATS" stand for? It seems familiar, but i just cant put my finger on it..."



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:16 PM
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Dave: Look Springer, I didn't say you did it. I said I was gonna blame you for it.



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:17 PM
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posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:18 PM
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"Get this, the guy says...oh crap. It seems ive had one too many drinks and have forgotten the pucnhline of the joke that I am talking abot."



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:23 PM
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Dave: "So, yeah, it wasn't until I was about halfway through the interview with the major networks there, when they realized you weren't Jerry Springer. After that...."


Cuhail



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:25 PM
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Ok, now pick a number between one and three, close your eyes, hold your breath, I promise this will only hurt for a minute



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:31 PM
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posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:34 PM
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Dave: No really I got two Chad drones working in the Haiti video


Or

Dave: thats the second time John Lear has asked me up to his room to see tin foil hat sketches



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:40 PM
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Springer: "Goddammit Dave, for the last time, I don't want to smell your finger!"



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:41 PM
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Dave: so after I was Probed, YOU get a .ache?



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:42 PM
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Springer: "I think I'm gonna need a hip replacement."



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:43 PM
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"Meanwhile at the senior citizens convention..."



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:48 PM
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If I've told you once...I'VE TOLD YOU TWICE...your glasses are still hung around your neck!



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:52 PM
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Let's get this straight...once and for all...I WON'T COVER FOR YOU ANYMORE!



posted on Aug, 29 2007 @ 10:54 PM
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Dave: I was thinking we should run a 'funniest caption' competition on ATS....



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