Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

I had the strangest dream last night. Suddenly I woke up feeling the strangest sensation..... I shot straight up, turn on the light, and there standing before me was John Lear in a 1950's prom dress and a tin hat..........what was in that last cocktail

It`s OK, it happens to every guy once in a while....

"I got no time to waste...

...at my age it doesn't matter...

...pull up the DEPEND'S, sprinkle a little aqua velva,

at the club all night, with no interruptions,

It's go time BABY!!! "

[edit on 2007/8/29 by JacKatMtn]

...an the Rabbi says: "I don`t know, but if you help me find my keys, we can drive out".

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"What in the world does 'ATS" stand for? It seems familiar, but i just cant put my finger on it..."

Dave: Look Springer, I didn't say you did it. I said I was gonna blame you for it.

"Get this, the guy says...oh crap. It seems ive had one too many drinks and have forgotten the pucnhline of the joke that I am talking abot."

Dave: "So, yeah, it wasn't until I was about halfway through the interview with the major networks there, when they realized you weren't Jerry Springer. After that...."


Cuhail

Ok, now pick a number between one and three, close your eyes, hold your breath, I promise this will only hurt for a minute

Dave: No really I got two Chad drones working in the Haiti video


Or

Dave: thats the second time John Lear has asked me up to his room to see tin foil hat sketches

Springer: "Goddammit Dave, for the last time, I don't want to smell your finger!"

Dave: so after I was Probed, YOU get a headache?

Springer: "I think I'm gonna need a hip replacement."

"Meanwhile at the senior citizens convention..."

If I've told you once...I'VE TOLD YOU TWICE...your glasses are still hung around your neck!

Let's get this straight...once and for all...I WON'T COVER FOR YOU ANYMORE!

Dave: I was thinking we should run a 'funniest caption' competition on ATS....