Springer: No Dave! I won't do that stupid bloody handshake with you again

"So it's our anniversary and I get her a diamond ring and of course she loves it,

what do I get?

@^%^#$%@!!! Hooked on Phonics..

.... so what do you think she's tryin to say?"

oh boy!!

I swear to you it was an alien probe

"What did the burglar say when he robbed the glue factory? This is a stick-up! Haha. Do you get it?"

I promise those glasses casually placed on your shirt dont look that bad. That blond was just kidding.

"So I told the girls that I was Simon Gray........."

"So the guy got up in my face and i was like 'you betta back up off me punk', and thats how i got my black eye."

It's like this ...




Me and Johnny ...




 

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"I hope you dont mind, i gave Rosie O Donnell your number."

"You don't understand,

Johnny Quest is based on fact!

We need to find out who invented the "granddaddy longleg mobile."

It's out there, I know it is.."

"I talked to Scooby Doo this weekend, and he wants us to analyze some of the footage he got from that haunted house."

" So I'm thinkin, denyin ignorance is a little complicated if you know what I'm sayin, so I says to myself...

"ATS so easy a caveman can do it" , Bing! Pow! Our new slogan!

Whadda ya think?"

My suggestions for the caption are:

1. "Once is okay, but nobody said anything to me about getting probed THREE times."

2. "What's wrong with three inches?"

3. "So, there I was, out numbered five to one. I got three of them. The rest is a blur. The next thing I know I'm working for you on something called the ATS Mix."

4. "Oh come on, it's not that hard to understand. If two heads are better than one, three must be..."

It's like this.... What happens in San Jose, stays in San Jose

So, then I traded the rental car and the hotel room keys to the
Roaming Gnome for this handful of really cool Magic Beans!

"So I was doin' some research for the next ATSMix thread discussion and I found this interesting thread by GhostRaven.. What...?"

"So i learned last Wednesday that my grandmother used to be a prostitute."

Dave: So you seriously had three of the enchiladas?

Springer: Oh I don't feel so good.