" I accidentally wore my wifes underwear today..."

"Maker's Mark... ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Take Aristocrat, now that's some fine drinkin and always available at my waterin hole....."

Springer.........I'm your father.

[edit on 29-8-2007 by luis9343]

Dave:
Springer! I'm really sorry about the whole superglue incident.
I'll be your eyes, if you'll be my middle finger.

Dave: "Hey Springer, did you see John Lear in the ATS beauty contest?"

[edit on 29-8-2007 by thehumbleone]

"Seriously......

I thought ATS was footin the bill..."

"Hey everybody! Springer still plays with barbie dolls!"

Dave: Springer, it's a simple question: Who would you choose, Richard Simmons or Margaret Thatcher?

"Ya know what Springer? Ive been thinking, and that Wisefoolishness character really deserves 25,000 ATS points...."

"I was just offered Bob Barkers job on the price is right... What should I do Springer?"

Springer:" Is John Lear still talkin' about Bob Lazar over at section Area 51 ? "

"No, you got John all wrong, you see me and Titor go WAY Back...."

Springer: .... but i don't wanna sit down! I wanna go home!

[edit on 29-8-2007 by srsen]

"No one will know, c'mon let me be SkepticOverlord this weekend"

Dave: I just told that guy behind us in the grey shirt that you like-like him.

Listen, I won't show anyone the pictures. It can just stay between you and me.

"Lets prank phone call Johhny, and pretend to be SkepticOverlord!"

"I didn't have any cash on me so I gave the guy your Gold Card. He should be back with our beer shortly."

or

"Gary Busey's lookin' for a ride home. I told him he was in luck 'cuz yer goin' his way anyway. I'll man the booth while yer gone."




[edit on 29-8-2007 by Tuning Spork]

Dave: "Springer, I told you to get your Irritable bowel syndrome checked out."