Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

"All right, I'm sorry. I really had no idea we were gonna be the butt of so many gay jokes in this thread."

Dave: "So is this the "proper" Longhorns hand gesture?

Springer: "I don't know....ask GW!"

So you accidently sat on this Alf celebrity, and when he started
screaming and struggling, you went crazy and did what?

I've got a brilliant Idea, let's switch from .COM to .UFO! Abovetopsecret.ufo How do you like me now?!"

AAC

Springer, "Instead of denying ingnorance, you should've just denied flatulence."

Dave,"I tried, but the gatekeeper got banned, and the flood gates accidentilly opened. My bad, just play it cool, people are watching."

AAC

Dave: Uh I was with the Green Beret special unit batallion commando airborne tactic specialist unit batallion. Yeah it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Specialist Agent Orange, that was me. NOT Cronauer. Me.

[edit on 8/31/2007 by yeahright]

No, seriously, move your hand. I wanna try my Three Stooges impersonation again.

See, I'm a Chain Belt. Only three of us in the world. There's this Quart of Blood technique, I can take these two fingers and booyah, you've lost a quart of blood...

I told you Springer...scissors win everytime!

[edit on 31-8-2007 by Jazzerman]

So just 2 months on the "Gut-Be-Gone" and look at me, I'm back to my old fighting weight. And to think I wasted all my time with that dumb "Thigh-Master".

[edit on 31-8-2007 by kinda kurious]

"I hear George Bush is our guest speaker on 9/11 conspiracy theories..."

"No, really. He thinks it's a soul antenna. Straighten up man, here he comes!"

[edit on 31-8-2007 by RCarter]

I'm going to give you three seconds to take back that insult... ONE. TWO...

Sheesh! Conventions! Rubber chicken for dinner, AGAIN!

[edit on 31-8-2007 by Cynic]

"Don't feel bad. You're not the only one who can't find America on a map."

Originally posted by shearder
Dave: You know that's the third microphone you sat on today without KY!! Just don't "hum"!

What's with all the gay and sexual innuendos? You've written quite a few of them. Somehow, I don't think making fun of the mods or owners is going to win you the bonus points.

TO EVERYONE

Please contribute only family friendly captions for this contest...no more crude or inappropriate posts.

The crazy glue got the best of Springer's forehead during the filming of American Pie 4.

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America



[edit on 8/31/2007 by pjslug]