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Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

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posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 01:16 PM
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"All right, I'm sorry. I really had no idea we were gonna be the butt of so many gay jokes in this thread."




posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 01:39 PM
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Dave: "So is this the "proper" Longhorns hand gesture?

Springer: "I don't know....ask GW!"



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 01:52 PM
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So you accidently sat on this Alf celebrity, and when he started
screaming and struggling, you went crazy and did what?



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 02:00 PM
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I've got a brilliant Idea, let's switch from .COM to .UFO! Abovetopsecret.ufo How do you like me now?!"

AAC



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 02:08 PM
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Springer, "Instead of denying ingnorance, you should've just denied flatulence."

Dave,"I tried, but the gatekeeper got banned, and the flood gates accidentilly opened. My bad, just play it cool, people are watching."


AAC



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 02:14 PM
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Dave: Uh I was with the Green Beret special unit batallion commando airborne tactic specialist unit batallion. Yeah it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Specialist Agent Orange, that was me. NOT Cronauer. Me.

[edit on 8/31/2007 by yeahright]



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 02:36 PM
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No, seriously, move your hand. I wanna try my Three Stooges impersonation again.



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 02:45 PM
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See, I'm a Chain Belt. Only three of us in the world. There's this Quart of Blood technique, I can take these two fingers and booyah, you've lost a quart of blood...



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 03:12 PM
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I told you Springer...scissors win everytime!

[edit on 31-8-2007 by Jazzerman]



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 03:45 PM
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So just 2 months on the "Gut-Be-Gone" and look at me, I'm back to my old fighting weight. And to think I wasted all my time with that dumb "Thigh-Master".

[edit on 31-8-2007 by kinda kurious]



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 04:17 PM
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"I hear George Bush is our guest speaker on 9/11 conspiracy theories..."



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:33 PM
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"No, really. He thinks it's a soul antenna. Straighten up man, here he comes!"

[edit on 31-8-2007 by RCarter]



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:37 PM
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I'm going to give you three seconds to take back that insult... ONE. TWO...



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:48 PM
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Sheesh! Conventions! Rubber chicken for dinner, AGAIN!

[edit on 31-8-2007 by Cynic]



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 06:19 PM
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"Don't feel bad. You're not the only one who can't find America on a map."



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 07:26 PM
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Originally posted by shearder
Dave: You know that's the third microphone you sat on today without KY!! Just don't "hum"!


What's with all the gay and sexual innuendos? You've written quite a few of them. Somehow, I don't think making fun of the mods or owners is going to win you the bonus points.



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 07:29 PM
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TO EVERYONE

Please contribute only family friendly captions for this contest...no more crude or inappropriate posts.



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 07:31 PM
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The crazy glue got the best of Springer's forehead during the filming of American Pie 4.



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 07:41 PM
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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America



[edit on 8/31/2007 by pjslug]


Ex

posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 07:49 PM
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