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Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 09:52 PM
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"I had a headache thissssssssssssss big. I took Excedrin, and then they made me the owner of ATS. That didn't help the situation any."




posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 09:55 PM
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Better late then never, Springer finally gets the ol' birds and the bees speech.

[edit on 8/30/2007 by pjslug]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 10:02 PM
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had to do these over again lol


enjoy



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 10:03 PM
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"It's okay, man. I get my chest waxed, too."



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 10:06 PM
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"Look man... For 50,000 ATS points, Bill and Simon sleep with the fishes. Then the site's all yours."



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 10:15 PM
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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 11:14 PM
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Dave: Yeah well I don't care what anybody says I had to kick that guys butt, he had it coming.

Springer: Dave, he was 5 feet tall and had severe ahsma!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 11:23 PM
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"FREEZE! Hey, stay still just like this... I kind of resemble HARRISON FORD in Indiana Jones 13. And you're a dead ringer for RIP TORN."



AAC



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 12:49 AM
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[color=#80c0e0]DAVE: Wearing your cell phone on your belt is in style now, duh! All the cool kids are doin it!

[edit on 8/31/2007 by damajikninja]



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 12:53 AM
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[color=#80c0e0]DAVE: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 12:58 AM
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posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 01:41 AM
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posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 03:15 AM
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"....So the moral to the story is - NEVER let a prostitute chain you to the bed face down, because there might be a guy in a Batman costume hiding in the closet."



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:32 AM
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God, I wish I knew how to quit you



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:32 AM
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So I was just in the men's room "dropping the kids off at the pool" when I witnessed an Unidentified Floating Object. You might say it was a "Close Encounter of the Turd Kind".

[edit on 31-8-2007 by kinda kurious]



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:37 AM
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I just gave Barzolff814 aka Ummofriend the go-ahead to post the 2nd fake Haiti Video. That ought to keep 'em busy while we're gone.



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:51 AM
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posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 05:55 AM
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Dave: I'm telling you Spring - you are NOT blind, your glasses are hanging on your shirt! Anyway, too much of that hand thing is a myth!



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 06:07 AM
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Dave: Give me your wallet Springer - this is a stuff up!!
Springer: You mean a stick up?
Dave: NO, a stuff up! I left my gun in the car.



posted on Aug, 31 2007 @ 06:11 AM
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Dave: It's ok Springer - how were you to know!! The guy was 3 feet tall.
Springer: Yes but I put my beer down and then he looked up spilling it all over my new shoes.



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