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Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:30 PM
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Dave: I'm not kidding, the leprecorns gave me three magic beans and said i could have another three if i got you to play peek a boo.




posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:30 PM
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"Springer, just thought I'd let you know that we lost the databases for the forums."

"...and then some message popped up and I clicked 'OK'. Was that bad?"

[edit on 30-8-2007 by crudos]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:35 PM
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"I swear to god, I really thought he was a she!"



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:36 PM
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Springer: "Just because you gave me three examples of how Al Gore is Man-Bear-Pig, does not mean you're right!"



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:40 PM
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Dave: We are gonna use one of the phots we take for a 30 day caption contest when we get back.
Springer: Does he have any F-ing idea how many captions we are going to have to read after 30 days?



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:40 PM
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I swear Springer, everyone says I look 'just like' Charles Bronson!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:42 PM
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Tell me the truth. Do these jeans make my ass look big?



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:46 PM
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"It's always funny until someone gets poked in the eye."

[edit on 30-8-2007 by crudos]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:47 PM
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Ok, so two rabbis, a priest, and a midget walk into a bar.......



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:51 PM
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I know I know, 'Brians Song' made me cry too.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:55 PM
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But my astrologist said that stock was a sure bet!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:56 PM
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Originally posted by JacKatMtn




[edit on 2007/8/29 by JacKatMtn]


Dude, i told you not to stick your finger in there, now's it's growing even bigger



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:57 PM
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"You're not gonna' believe this. Lindsay Lohan is right behind you in a pink 'I LOVE ATS' tank top."

[edit on 8/30/2007 by pjslug]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 03:59 PM
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Doink!!! See, I told you it's not nice to mess with Dave.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:01 PM
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"I tell you, you're gonna love this one, ready?

ATS Conspiracy Rap

It's gonna be huge!! Me & Johnny go by MixMaster D & Furious J

You wanna sneak preview of the latest single, I got the 411 on 911?

Mark?

What's so funny?"





[edit on 2007/8/30 by JacKatMtn]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:02 PM
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Honestly. If you wear your phone sideways, the FBI can't listen in on you.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:09 PM
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Never, never, never, put your glasses in your shirt. The harmonic resonance of HAARP can put you in a systole.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:09 PM
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Hic-I know you loved that car man-Hic- but those greys traded even for their flying saucer. Hic- No, I'm not drunk-Hic- and I've got the keys and pink slip in my pocket.-Hic.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:13 PM
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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:15 PM
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So I gave 'im two in the back of the head, how did I know that gray was an actor?




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