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Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:20 PM
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Is that a UFO in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?




posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:25 PM
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Springer to Dave: Aaaaaah! .. I'm blind, watch where you stick those fingers!


Great contest chaps.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:25 PM
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Springer thinking: "Oh no.....can't...stop...the shapeshifting! If he sees the slits in my eyes, he'll know I'm a reptilian trying to take over ATS!"



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:27 PM
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"I swear... It did taste like chicken!"



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:29 PM
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"so anyways i was speaking to these goverment guys and they say we have all the wrong info. they told me if i give them my account information that we can get all the correct info. so i gave them my account information ok. they stated they will go in there and correct all the wrong info for us. COOL huh!"

[edit on 30-8-2007 by ghostryder21]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:35 PM
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"Don't deny....I know what I saw. You were shapeshifting during your speech"



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:36 PM
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"Is that an orb in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:36 PM
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Dave:
Quit stalling man, somebody's gotta tell Lear about the T. paper hanging out his pants and you drew the short straw.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:39 PM
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Don't feel bad, size isn't everything. I mean 2 inches is actually 50 millimeters.

[edit on 30-8-2007 by kinda kurious]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:52 PM
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Dave:So Springer when can I become a Super Moderator?

Springer:Uh.....you're not ready yet Dave.

Dave:Why not? I can contain myself.

Springer:.......uh......................



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:55 PM
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Dave: Oh.....so that rule that the first one to fall asleep will have their eyebrows shaven off was actually a joke??



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 01:57 PM
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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 02:00 PM
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Dave:
Dude go outside and get Lear, he can't walk straight with that bunion acting up and he's stumbling around out there with his beauty contestant sash still on.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 02:00 PM
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1. This ATS "MIXER" is full of guys. Lots and lots of guys.

2. Perhaps my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator will change your mind.

3. If you pull both fingers I could really give this guy something to post about..

4. Ain't no part like an ATS party...hey!...hooo!

5. I was told there would be punch and pie.

6 Coocchie Coo!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 02:00 PM
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'But Dave you just don't seem like the Mary Kay type, can't you try real estate or something?'



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 02:03 PM
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I haven't laughed this hard in many months....! Great job members!


Now, if we can just get them to change this to a Photoshop contest.. (evil grin).



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 02:06 PM
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"Let me get this straight.....the doctor was checking your prostate and had BOTH his hands on your shoulders?"



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 02:25 PM
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Dave: ...*sigh*...YOU SEE SPRINGER!! this is why guys NEVER stand next to each other at the urinals!! eyes tends to wander.....

[edit on 30-8-2007 by skyblueff0]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 02:27 PM
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"So I go to put these two in and realize that she isn't quite as 'Post-Op' as she claimed!"








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THAT was pretty funny. Gold star for you.


[edit on 30-8-2007 by Reality Hurts]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 02:44 PM
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"Look, sometimes you have to take one for the team. All you have to do is talk to her"

"We were playing hide and seek..."

"I tried to get him to come down, but now the police are here"



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