newb from the great chocolate state of Louisiana! how you doin?

i am a newb to this wonderful site and hope to fit right in here, if any women with large breastages would like to mentor me i would be thankful,
and much obliged to you.

reply to post by jimmyeatyourbrownie


helllooo,echooo, echo,,, hellooooo

Well ... welcome, I love your screen name.

But just a word of advice, hitting on the female membership in such a way isn't going to earn you many friends.

Be sure to check out the Freshman's Handbook.

And may you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Welcome to ATS and I hope that you experience be a very enlighten one.

I am living in the south GA and I guess we are almost neighbors.

This site is very addictive so you will find yourself unable to leave.

thank you kindly ladies, hope i didnt seem too brash on my introduction...
will keep my appendages noodly or not to myself thats a promise!

I wasn't referring to YOUR noodly appendage, but the great Flying Spaghetti Monster.

May your day be blessed with marinara. RAmen.

Hey Jimmy, welcome to ATS.

No offense take at all at least from me, Just check around the different forums until you find what interest you the most.

Is one of the best ways to get used to the diversity of this site and its members.

reply to post by enjoies05


hey same to you jimmy ha!!
this place is gonna be fun, i have so many conspiracies and theories that i havent seen in your search area yet... i'll start posting some later

rock on!!!! and do like joe dir does"keep on keepin' on"

reply to post by MajorMalfunction


theres a flying spaghetti monster? holy crap what've i been missing?

Welcome from another Louisianaian.......

Originally posted by jimmyeatyourbrownie
this place is gonna be fun, i have so many conspiracies and theories that i havent seen in your search area yet... i'll start posting some later

Hi and welcome to ATS... if you need any assistance or have any questions please do not hesitate to ask.

There are a lot of topics to discuss here, I'm sure you'll find plenty.

Also before starting a new thread, please do use the seach function

If you need assistance with that, please let us know.

reply to post by elevatedone


thanks for the offer.
i'll hit the search button fer sure, sen too man newbs get slamm dunke because they thought they discovered sliced bread only to find out ..they sadly didn't...then they get slammed dunked!! oooww!!! yeah!! slammed!!!

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