posted on Aug, 22 2007 @ 11:19 AM
Allright lombozo.......breathe deep..............exhale.............think happy thoughts............inhale.......exhale..........thinkin' of my
happiest thoughts, you know - where circus monkeys wrestle George Bush in a big tub of chocolate mint iced cream............
Well that sure didn't work. I'm still ticked off - now I'm even more ticked off!
MAN!
So like I was looking forward to meetin' up with a couple buddies of mine for a nice tasty steak and stuff. Yeah! Nothin' like a nice tasty
steak......... Mmmmmmmm..........steak..........
Then I find out in the morning that a company I've been tryin' to get a meeting with finally wants to see me. Yeah! I was feelin' like all tingly
and stuff!
Wait! That means I can't go out and have my nice tasty steak and stuff!
Hmmmmmm...........nice tasty steak, or an important meetin' and stuff?
Tasty steak, important meetin'...........
So after some hard thinkin' and stuff, I cancel my chance to eat that nice tasty steak. Mmmmmmmm................steak.........
Inhale........exhale........circus monkies throwin' chocolate mint ice cream at George W. (maybe that's why he's squintin' and stuff - that
chocolate mint ice cream like really stings when it get's in your eyes and stuff.) Man - this isn't workin' and stuff. I'm still ticked off and
stuff...
So like I get to my appointment a little early. I'm sittin' in the lobby, and I pull out my fancy laptop and check and send emails. (And try not to
think about that juicy steak.) Mmmmmmmm.............steak........
So the time for my appointment comes, and goes......so I'm sittin' in that lobby doin' some thinkin' and stuff.........15 minutes...........20
minutes.......
"Pardon me Miss, would you remind Mr. Soandso that I'm here?"
"No problem, I was just thinking the same thing....... Mr lombozo, there's no answer. I'll leave Mr. Soandso a voicemail."
"Thank you Miss"
So I sit back down...........25 minutes........a half an hour......45 minutes..........
Inhale...........exhale.........those circus monkies givin' George W a noogie.....
"Miss? Pardon me, I don't mean to be rude, however would you call him again?"
"Certainly..........Mr Soandso. I just wanted to remind you that Mr. Lombozo is waiting for you in the lobby."
Then she get's like all quiet, and whisperin' into the phone. And she keeps lookin' at me and stuff. I bet she's tellin' him that she want's me
and stuff - I mean middle aged men with a weddin' ring, a little beer gut, and a recedin' hairline are in high demand I bet. Yeah! That's it I
bet..........Yeah she's lookin' at me and is turnin' red and stuff. Yeah she wants me.......Oh yeah............look at this,
baby.............yeah......... that's it........
"Mr. Lombozo?"
Huh? Whaa....Oh yeah.........
"I just spoke with Mr. Soandso. He's very busy, and he would like to reschedule your meeting for tomorrow."
Inhale,exhale,monkies,inhale,exhale,George W,inhale,exhale,chocolate mint ice cream..............
"Sure that would be fine. Perhaps the same time?" I hope my smile doesn't look too fake.........
"Mr. Soandso says that would be fine." Yeah, mighty big of him.......that little S.O.B..........
"Fine! I'll be here. It was a pleasure to meet you Miss."
"You as well Mr. Lombozo." Yeah, baby.........thats' right. I bet she's checkin' out my butt as I walk out........
I MISSED MY TASTY STEAK FOR THIS?
UUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO TICKED OFF!
Inhale.......exhale.........circus monkies........
This yoga crap is just tickin' me off even more..........
I think I'm gonna go see my dentist, so I can get some of that happy gas and stuff.....................