posted on Aug, 21 2007 @ 01:20 AM
Well hello all. Ok now i have a proposal for you - was looking at what it costs to have someone like Paris or Brittany at a party. A couple of
million. Ok so here it is;
I will dress up in high heels and skimpy dresses and come to your party and act like anyone you want me to be. I can do the guy stuff better though so
if you need Eddie Murphy or Bill Clinton etc i can do that too, being a guy of course, makes it easier to pull those off.
Now what do i charge sheeeesh a fraction i tell you. Now hold on to your chair and don't shoot for the phone just yet! Let me tell you how cheap it
ONLY $50,000 for an hour AND, BUT WAIT there's more, now you are going to think i am crazy charging ONLY $50,000 BUT, i will also drink your booze -
FOR FREE - and eat your food - FOR FREE - BUT WAIT, there's more; i will dance with the woman at your party EVEN if i am dressed as Paris or
Brittany, hey I don't mind at all. When the hour is up and i enjoy it i will stay for free, if i don't like it and you want me to stay i will charge
you another $30,000 an hour - or part thereof.
If you want to me attend please let me know and you will also need to include an airticket to the location - helicopter will do fine - or a simple
Now you GOTTA admit, that's the deal of the century!!
[edit on 21/8/2007 by shearder]