For a small fee...

Well hello all. Ok now i have a proposal for you - was looking at what it costs to have someone like Paris or Brittany at a party. A couple of million. Ok so here it is;

I will dress up in high heels and skimpy dresses and come to your party and act like anyone you want me to be. I can do the guy stuff better though so if you need Eddie Murphy or Bill Clinton etc i can do that too, being a guy of course, makes it easier to pull those off.

Now what do i charge sheeeesh a fraction i tell you. Now hold on to your chair and don't shoot for the phone just yet! Let me tell you how cheap it is!!

ONLY $50,000 for an hour AND, BUT WAIT there's more, now you are going to think i am crazy charging ONLY $50,000 BUT, i will also drink your booze - FOR FREE - and eat your food - FOR FREE - BUT WAIT, there's more; i will dance with the woman at your party EVEN if i am dressed as Paris or Brittany, hey I don't mind at all. When the hour is up and i enjoy it i will stay for free, if i don't like it and you want me to stay i will charge you another $30,000 an hour - or part thereof.

If you want to me attend please let me know and you will also need to include an airticket to the location - helicopter will do fine - or a simple lear jet.

Now you GOTTA admit, that's the deal of the century!!

[edit on 21/8/2007 by shearder]

Originally posted by shearder
I will dress up in high heels and skimpy dresses

Paris or Britney, eh? To be really authentic, will you be going commando??

Originally posted by yuefo
To be really authentic, will you be going commando??

Oh HELL yeah. Ok BUT - that will cost an extra $50.00 OF course! I mean what kind of guy do you take me for yuefo

Now this sounds like a good idea.

I tell you what... I'll provide the fruit cake...

If you bring the NUTS!

MonKey

Hey ChiKey... now THAT'S a deal.

Hey this could become a booming business.

Am i to assume only 2 people are interested in this fine offer? Ok, here's the deal, i will also wear a garter and suspenders (not at the same time) - you choose